Blue

ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

my latest hobby is watching youtube videos on the history of defunct/closed disney theme park rides, and its funny how most of them start off like “in the mid to late 90s, former disney CEO michael eisner had too much money and a very bad idea”

i am sobbing

I think about this video every day I’m not exaggerating literally every day

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

😂

This was deadass cute though 😂

Australian Jumanji

lmfaoooooOOOO

she is me 😭

This is smart as fuck

it’s not tho actually

Crackhead maneuvers

pillows 5-8 do not have formalized roles but are able to arrange themselves into a nest as needed

Dismissing Romeo and Juliet as dumb horny teens is OUT, crying because every attempt these children made to show love, kindness and tolerance in the face of senseless hate only led to more violence and death is IN

gays be like that