hardcore tarantula cuddlin'

her artistry and talent…crazy

Now why did y'all facetune the capybara

She just was not giving what was needed

Apes are more tactical

Then what?

Than Ever Before

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

big bear titties. big bear titties.

burn my eyes out

Poop is shaped like that cuz it was in ur in test tons

i wish these university types would stop shoving their higher education in my fucking face

Me spraying raid on the ants eating my rice crispy treat

🎵 You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by Car

ihop stands for international house of pussy

No it doesn’t

yes it does

Finally that douche left

Looks like he had to