In Case You’re Keeping Score…

#[nodding] walked into coffee table

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

you ever just minding your business and then you feel The Grief

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

gen z deadbeat father who left to get oat milk and a vape

color theory: theres a lot of them

This is my first rodeo actually. What do you call this one? "Horse" huh? Fascinating

Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.