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good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

trans women's breasts are real breasts by the way

Official Post of Nebraska

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

one of humanity’s oldest hobbies is underestimating how dangerous holes are

OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

Don’t make your younger self into your own dead wife.

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent