death is no reason to hold back

this is so adorable and exactly how i am at parties sans the british accent but NEIL WOULD DEFINITELY (I made this slightly kandreil at the end WHOOP)(Now has a Part 2)

Renee’s tiny speakers couldn’t keep up with the bass line ofthe song Allison’s iPod was playing through them, but as Allison’s speakerswere—according to her long and hand-waving rant—broken, they were all they had.Aaron had better speakers back in his dorm room, but he didn’t look inclined toget them. It was enough of a miracle that he was here, Neil figured.

They’d won the game. The freshmen were finally starting topull together, and Andrew had shut down the goal in the second half. Neil wasn’tsure what had made Andrew decide to care tonight, but he was flying high on beingon the Court with him as the last, electric seconds of the game had counteddown and it was clear it would be a Fox victory. He was feeling so good thatwhen the arrived in the girls’ suite, toting bottles of liquor and a carton ofthe cheap local beer, Neil glanced towards the cups.He trusted these people. They were his family. But Andrew wasn’t here yet—he’dstayed behind to have a twisted ankle checked over by Abby. What if Neil said somethinghe shouldn’t?Kevin caught the direction of Neil’s gaze. He put down the UV Blue he wascarrying on Dan’s desk. “I can keep an eye on you if you want to drink.”

(also shoutout to @andrewiel who i talked to about this au and to @gangseyys for helping me out! <3)

spite is one of the main essences in the kandreil household

especially between kevin and andrew

so neil gets used to seeing andrew climbing up a chair to reach his sweets or kevin searching for the vegetables that andrew threw away

it’s a fucking mess

but what else is new

neil usually stays out of it bc “it’s childish, stop it”

(he one time tried to interfere and the next day he couldn’t find his clothes for running)

(he doesn’t know if andrew or kevin did it)

(it was andrew)

but one day everything gets even messier

neil gets on his normal morning jog

but as he comes back, there is … chaos hell

andrew is sitting in front of the hall mirror and looking horrified

kevin sits at the couch and stares blankly at his hands

of course neil gets instantly worried

“neil, tell me that this is not real” comes from andrew

neil literally has visible ???? over his head

“i’m kevin, not andrew”

neil would think they are joking, but he never saw andrew express this much emotion before

so he looks at kevin andrew at the couch who looks at them with a frown

“do you have anything to do with this?”

“h o w would i?”

andrew’s got a headache

he reaches for the pack of cigarrettes, but oh boy

kevin did not forget who’s body andrew’s currently in

“i will kill you if you do that, i never smoked once in my life”

andrew stands up

WITH the cigarettes in his hand

kevin goes straight to the fridge and gets the first green thing he sees

“istg, i will stuff your body with vegetables”

“i will kill you”

“you’d kill yourself”

this is confusing

they all don’t like it

please end it

basically kevin’s obsessed with his hair

he likes being able to have control over his body with his diet, exercise, presentation, etc. and his hair is part of that

he fixes it all the time and he puts a ton of product and shit in it

half the time he just walks around smelling like hairspray so strongly that the foxes are like you fucking Nasty Bastard go away

the dorm’s bathroom smells like it for hours after he sprays it and it pisses everyone off

kevin is banned from using it in the locker room due to a unanimous vote between the rest of the foxes

(“jesus, kevin, i swear those fumes are worse for you than cigarette smoke”)

(kevin does not look this up for confirmation afterwards)

(it’s not true, thank god)

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