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hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

guddram-deactivated20180109

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

slimetony

snnnnzzzzz

guddram-deactivated20180109

dreg-heap

10 years ago

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vitabreva

thecrumbez

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

erratic-dragon-fruit

out of the tags with you

kitschke

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

luckyletd0wn

supid

homunculus-argument

supid.

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the-inspired-lesbian

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

trainspotteranonymous-deactivat

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

vibinwitch

Yes.

sassy-satan666

humanbean1111-deactivated201809

Oh my god

strangeparkings

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

valya221

Jesus was in a really cranky mood that day.

meltedgarment

And who could blame him

unsolids-your-snake

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

icy-spicy

unsolids-your-snake

I love this energy

i'm so calm right now

#100% not freaking out

socialmaya

dalenthas

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

status-quo-hater

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

kira-serialfaggot

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio

inkanddragons

Oh no

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sleepyseaslug

romants

pinkmoondoll9shihtzu

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adventures-in-poor-planning

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

snailspotter

sistersorrow

They're just straight up right

Spiders lack an internal experience of gender, so a spider with a gender would be an outlier

romanceyourdemons

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

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radiofreederry

Lol

cavegirlpoems

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

anthonycolonthree

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

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