Gently, ladybird, here we come.

quick ! someone get her blankie and teddy bear NOW. she is in urgent need of a nap. tuck her in bed already, there’s no time to waste !!! hurry !!!!!

he does get traumatized eventually by seeing his mother die again but it's pretty funny how jake sisko goes to the mirror universe and acts like it's fucking disneyland. he's just walking around going haha look they have nog too! like he just saw mickey mouse. they hated him because he was whimsical

we needed an episode when dukat kidnaps jake to pressure the federation into helping with the klingon war and sisko is like losing his mind pacing the walls calling a fleet and then it cuts to jake and dukat's son and they're dressed like batman and robin and rescuing a cat off a tree

day five of jake being kidnapped by the cardassians. sisko has blackmailed half of the romulan fleet in order to arm the defiant with experimental weaponry. jake has convinced mekor to let him phaser apples off the top of his head and they accidentally singed the wall. they try to hang a picture to cover it up but it just keeps on falling off

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

The thing about Spock being hot is that he isn't framed like he's supposed to be. Yknow? Like the cinematography and the way other characters interact with him doesn't typically imply you the viewer are meant to desire him carnally. So it can be easy to forget for a moment until it just kind of suddenly hits you. And "wait Spock's hot" is perhaps one of the least original thoughts one can have but nevertheless I'm kind of continuously having this revelation

Furthermore he's like. Statuesque. He has a certain poise and grace about him rarely found in men. He's cunty but understated. She ate and she chewed with her mouth closed. You know what I mean? And the whole point of him is that "carnal desire" is extremely off limits. You CANNOT fuck him. Unless.......? And this is the repressed erotic intrigue that invented fanfiction

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.