Cursed Or Not

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

"Oops! We're sorry, something went wrong 🥺👉👈" Shut the fuck up. Give me an error code or something and stop trying to be cute about it.

Another reason I hate AI. "Wow, that's a really insightful question, thanks for asking!" shut the fuck up, how dare you 'speak' to me like that.

I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished

Nothing funnier than having a 20 minute crashout about how much you hate your job and then continuing with your day. I hope hunter-gatherers did this midway through tracking their lunch.

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

I read somewhere that one thing that really pisses off companies about Millennials is that we won't make big purchases on our phones, we always feel compelled to get out a laptop or hop on a desktop for it

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Dear soulmate, where the fuck are you

Forreal

Touch starved… but it’s for a cool autumn breeze.