We're all mad here

oh my GOD

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

"Oops! We're sorry, something went wrong 🥺👉👈" Shut the fuck up. Give me an error code or something and stop trying to be cute about it.

Another reason I hate AI. "Wow, that's a really insightful question, thanks for asking!" shut the fuck up, how dare you 'speak' to me like that.

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before

I like to think this is the story of him breaking out of prison and then going on an extended spree of mischief

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

They weren't lying, that sink can worst