Be the good.

we're unfortunately gonna be bombarded by january 6th remembrance posts by rich senators who thought a handful of boomers walking around inside the red lines in the capitol building was the greatest attack on america.

So cool!

The age-old figure of the internet troll has been gradually rendered technologically obsolete by an online environment wherein individuals are algorithmically encouraged to troll themselves by interpreting anything they read in as bad faith as possible in order to get extremely mad.

This is it.  This is the explanation.  

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

So not knowing the reference, i googled “Russian witch house” and I’ll be damned. Turns out that’s a whole genre of music.