you love me? ok. whatever. but would you play 20 questions with me mid surgery so i dont focus on the sound of bombs exploding?

i think one of my favourite things about watching sports (beyond the sport itself) is the magical thinking, the way every spectator feels responsible for the success of the team. the people who are physically there need to sing and scream as loud as possible but then everyone at home has their little rituals. who's to say if the goal we scored was because the players know how to play or because i refused to go to the bathroom, this friend of a friend in rio sat down to watch the game for the first time in his life, these dudes in lanús lit a candle, my cat walked into the room, this woman in caballito did an intention ritual to cure the evil eye, my coworkers in núñez switched seats, a friend froze their goalie. i mean clearly the first option but i think it's (1) hilarious that this kind of magical thinking seems to be largely unavoidable (2) a lot of fun. we're all doing our part ❤️

love it when hawkeye does his little squinty smiley when he knows he’s being an issue . incredibly underrated

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Loretta Swit as a red head, end post.

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors. M*A*S*H 4077 bids Henry Blake a reluctant and affectionate farewell. Henry Blake was our C.O. Henry was okay, from the navel out in every direction. He sure was. Henry never made it home. You're beginning to sound like Blake: soft. What a slob that man was, may he rest in peace. Henry would've loved this. I really miss him. What about the Henry Blake Memorial Bar? Sorry, Henry. Colonel Blake tried it over there, but he found it worked better over there. Blake's gone, son. Henry got killed and they're still coming. Maybe Colonel Blake put him in for it. Old Henry Blake was like his father. The late Colonel Blake said I was the best rubbish officer we'd ever had. Colonel Blake gave it to me, just before he...Your late predecessor, Colonel Blake, rest his soul, took him under his wing and sort of helped him grow into the job. Folks around here were awfully fond of Henry Blake when he ran this fort, weren't they? Well sure, the colonel was a top-notch kind of guy. You bet he was. Henry Blake...Rest in peace, Henry. Wasn't Colonel Blake already here when we were assigned? Yes, you're right, God rest his soul. Hawk told me it belonged to Colonel Blake. It's for all the men who never made it home.

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

is anyone else their father’s female son