lauren, that's not very heterosexual of you.

MY BLOOD PRESSURE

KANE YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT AN HOUR AGO

God we're already getting so many pictures of Arlo and Beau (and Laura Stacey), it really is golden retriever summer in Montreal

thinking about the wikipedia section on body checking in women's hockey and how organizers of some leagues (in this quote, a man) worried that "if bodychecking would be allowed, the number of young girls entering the game would decrease rapidly." meanwhile the PWHL's rules allow it because "body checking was included at the behest of players" lmfaoooo

buff middle aged women in white tank tops

AND NO BRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

I wish there was a painkiller except for brain fog. Like when your head is full of gunk you could just take a pill with a glass of water and lie down for 15 minutes and your head would be cleared just like that.

cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars

medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar

so pwhl brained i forgot the nhl was real. i keep accidentally assuming people are talking about the pwhl because im not keeping up with any nhl news. incredible work everyone

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

mpp playing on a knee held together with chewing gum and a prayer and also freaking out and trying to call an ambulance when stacey hurt HER knee omgggggggg