Detective Dipstick

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

They could quite frankly make 100 “Ready Or Not” films with the exact same plot and as long as Samara Weaving is there screaming, serving cunt, and covered in blood my ass will be sat in the theater.

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

mind you he was 15 in the double wide and the anytizers were in the oven.

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

you people aren't CASTING

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you