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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed
blowjob? more like job blows! #employed
thinking of introducing rocky to pet names but he thinks grace shouldn’t be included in such verbal affections
“watch out rocky!” you yelled out, but before he could catch on, the xenonite ball tipped over the edge to the bunkers, and he fell a good 2 feet before smacking the ground and bouncing in the ball. the spindrive has been out of wack since your fishing trip in tau ceti and everything was upside down. what would’ve been just a small step up into the room, was now a 2 foot drop from what was actually the ceiling. “oh gosh, are you okay honey?”
a long string of musical notes that grace had not yet translated followed the crash— something you assume is eridian curse words that he refused to translate. you jump down the ledge and hold the ball steady as rocky stands, doing a move you can only describe as a shake off like dogs do. “rocky okay,” he sighs, “what does last word mean, question?”
“huh? honey?” you ask and he nods, “oh it’s a term of endearment, something you say to someone you care about. it means you’re sweet”
rocky lights up at your words, “erdian have similar concept. statement. is called 🎶🎵🎶, adrianne call rocky 🎵🎵— 🎶🎵, means “soft bear” statement.” rocky hesitates for a moment, rolling back away from you, “but is only for mate. rocky and friend not mates. statement”
you laugh a little, “dont worry rocky, humans use it for anyone they care about. it does not make us mates, buddy, but i appreciate the loyalty. im sure adrianne does too.” he visibly relaxes and if on cue, grace walks in.
“is everything okay? i heard a bang” concern is written on his face, one hand holding onto the doorway as he peers down at you and rocky.
“is okay. statement. rocky fell because dumb dumb dumb human mess up centrifuge. statement.”
grace scoffs at his words, giving you a look of betrayal when you laugh. “forget i asked! how rude rocky.” he shakes his head in faux annoyance
“wrong. friend say rocky sweet. statement.” his voice raises an octave as he waves jazz hands around as if absolutely enthused by the idea. it’s really just to make grace mad
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on the trip back to erid, you continue to use various pet names for rocky. cute ones like “honey” or “sweetie” he never returns the gesture but appreciates and enjoys the praise regardless. it made rocky feel special after being alone for so long, so you can imagine the betrayal he feels when you start using them for grace.
it wasn’t anything crazy either, the three of you occupied the mental health room, some earth show playing in the background to pass the years time. neither of you thought anything of it when a simple, “baby, can you pass me a blanket?”left your lips.
“why call grace human child, question? is because he acts like child. question?” grace pretends not to hear rocky and tosses you the blanket half heartedly.
you laugh, “no rocky, it’s another term of endearment, cause he’s like my little baby, you know?” you reach over to pinch ryland’s cheeks, softening the annoyance on his face.
“no rocky do not know. statement. grace not deserve pet name. only rocky. statement.” his voice gets higher with frustration and he rolls the xenonite ball to tap your leg. “human no longer care about rocky, question?”
your eyes widen, and you look to grace for assistance but he only shrugs as if to say ‘you started this.’ he was no help, so you’re left to your own devices with a jealous alien at your feet. “rocky, honey, that’s not true at all.” you lean over to put a hand on one of the panels, “i still care about you, but i also care about grace too. you only use pet names for your mates, well grace is my mate after all.” your voice isn’t mean, but it is stern enough to get your point across.
he sinks a bit in defeat, “understand. even though grace not sweet. or cute. or human child. rocky understand. statement”
you can hear grace scoff in the background and you know he’s rolling his eyes, “yeah i could say the same thing about you. you’re a weird alien spider, nothing cute about that.”
“adrianne disagree. statement.” rocky hums at the man and you laugh loudly, “human grace gross and leaky. erdian do not leak therefore better species. statement.”
grace shakes his head and turns away, “whatever you say, man.”
Pierced. (18+ suggestive)
୨୧⋅┈∘┈⋅⋅┈∘┈⋅୨୧⋅┈∘┈⋅⋅┈∘┈⋅୨୧ ⋅┈∘┈⋅⋅┈∘┈⋅ ୨୧ The safe house was nothing more than a rundown cabin tucked in the woods, one room, one bed, one sad—narrow couch, and the faint smell of old wood and moss.
The mission had gone sideways—close call with hostiles, comms cut, but thankfully the two of you had made it out with little casualty. Ghost had taken a grazing hit across his side; nothing life-threatening, but enough that he needed to clean it properly.
You were still catching your breath, peeling off your plate carrier and vest, when he finally shredded his shirt.
You weren’t expecting what you saw.
Ghost’s torso was a map of scars and hard muscle, but that wasn’t what made your brain short-circuit. Both of his nipples were pierced—thick, silver barbells that caught the low light from the single lantern. Then a delicate but deliberate navel piercing sat right above the waistband of his pants. small, glinting balls. And when he ran his tongue over his teeth, catching his breath, you saw the tongue piercing too—metallic ball flashing for half a second.
He noticed you staring, those dark eyes didn’t miss much.
“Problem, Sergeant?” The usual clipped Manchester edge softened by exhaustion and something else.
You opened your mouth. Closed it. Heat flooded your face so fast you were surprised steam didn’t rise off you. The piercings were so… unexpected on him. Hidden under all that tactical gear and that damn mask, secret and filthy.
Your gaze kept dropping—to the way the nipple bars stood out against his pale skin, to the way the navel hoop shifted when he breathed, to the way he licked his lower lip and that tongue piercing caught the light again.
Your mind went exactly where you told it not to.
What else is he hiding?
You could almost picture it—more silver glinting lower, maybe a Jacob’s ladder running the length of his cock, each rung a shock of cold metal you’d feel if he ever—
“Eyes up here.” he said, but there was a rough edge of amusement under it. He didn’t move to cover himself. Just stood there, scarred, pierced, and stupidly hot, letting you look. The air in the cabin felt twenty degrees hotter.
You swallowed. Your pulse was hammering in your throat. “I… didn’t know the military let you have those.”
“They don’t.” He shrugged one broad shoulder, the motion making the barbells shift. “Keeps things interesting when nobody’s looking.”
Your brain was supplying very vivid, very unprofessional images of exactly what “interesting” might look like beneath his belt. The thought of cold metal dragging against sensitive skin, of him letting someone see—letting you see—made your thighs press together involuntarily.
Ghost’s head tilted slightly, like he could read every filthy thought crossing your face. His voice dropped even lower as his hand hovered over his belt.
“Wanna see what else I’m hiding…?”
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A/n: YES YES YES. THE ANSWER IS YES.
i’m so jealous of all of you bitches who can make fanart. i cannot for the life of me draw people and i’m so jealous of you if you can

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what is ur blog about
me
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
Tw: size difference, size kink.
It all began in the briefing room when the task force returned from a long deployment. Everyone was exhausted after being stuck in those cargo planes for hours. You couldn't get comfortable in your chair; your backside was aching from those shitty, cold, netted seats.
Price was rambling about information you all already knew, gesturing at diagrams and maps, but your head was somewhere else. You were trying hard not to whine about the pain, scanning the room for anywhere more comfortable to sit. Suddenly, your eyes landed on Ghost’s well-defined, muscular thighs, and dear God, did they look cushioned.
"Ghost," you whispered, trying not to draw attention to yourselves. "Hey."
"Wot?" he grunted, his eyes fixed on Price.
"My ass really hurts from those shitty aircraft seats. I’m literally dying here. I was wondering if I could sit on your lap?" you begged.
"What? No. We’re in a bloody meeting."
"Please! It really hurts!"
Ghost remained silent for a long moment, analyzing the situation. You were just about to give up when you saw him spread his legs and pat his thigh softly. "You bloody nightmare."
You blinked several times, then immediately crawled onto his lap. Thank God—they were just as comfortable as you’d imagined. It was like sitting on a damn cloud. Seeking even more comfort, you grabbed both of Ghost’s arms and wrapped them around your waist. He was so massive that he simply rested his chin on the top of your head.
"The next mission will take place on—" Price cut off abruptly in the middle of his sentence, his eyes locked on the two of you.
"What? My ass hurts; you really should change the bloody seats on the aircraft," you defended yourself against Price’s judgmental stare.
That didn't stop you, though. From that day on, you were always found in your usual place: perched on Ghost's thighs. Without fail.
Oh I was CRAVING for something like this i just adore how fucking massive this man is RAWR
my dearly beloved, one day you will have your time to shine
tease!reader x simon riley who is not having it
warnings: not proofread, maybe a wee bit ooc, reader is a tiny bit bratty, all smut no plot, thank you and goodnight
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“please, ‘m sorry,” you slur for the hundredth time. tears wet your cheeks, soaking the mattress that your face is currently pressed into.
“i know, lovie. heard it the first time,” simon grunts, white-knuckle grip on your hips as he thrusts into you over and over.
you’d royally pissed him off during dinner by wearing that pretty little dress he begged you not to wear.
that one that made it impossible for him to be a civil human being. the one that had him palming his erection in the car on the way to the restaurant while you were sitting pretty in the passenger seat, teasing him my tugging the front down until he could see the lace of you bra.
you refused to touch him the car.
and under the table when he slipped into the booth beside you.
and in the car again after dinner.
you’ve never heard the man beg so much, so you gave him mercy the second his car pulled onto your street. you simply slid his hand that had been resting on your thigh under the hem of your dress.
simon took the olive branch, immediately slipping your panties to the side.
but the road was short, and before either of you could do anything more, simon was pulling into the driveway.
as he parked, he leaned over the center console, attacking your mouth with his and you let him. you leaned into the kiss, letting him have his fill until you started giggling into it.
then, you had pulled away and rushed into the house, leaving simon with a raging hard on and out of breath.
he chased after you, up the stairs and through the hall. heavy boots echoing behind you as you approached your shared bedroom. swinging the door open, you squealed when simon’s hand landed on your waist from behind.
he wasted no time in pushing you down onto the bed, shoving your pretty dress up and over your hips when all you could do was giggle.
it was short lived as simon dropped to his knees behind you, shoving his face into your panties. his nose bumped against your clothed clit, and you let out a whimper, shifting back into him.
your mind shifts back to the present, body jerking forward with each thrust of simon’s hips.
“simon!” you whimper, clutching at the linens. he lets out a laugh behind you, making your stomach flip when he sinks his cock impossibly deeper.
“use your words,” he mocks.
moaning, you try. you really really do.
but all that comes out is a strangled—
“jesus, fuck.”
simon snorts, driving his hips harder. “not quite, lovie, but it’ll do.” he reaches down, thrumming your clit under his thumb. with trembling thighs and airless lungs, you manage to choke out an exhausted plea.
“come on, lovie. i’ll be nice. let it out,” he teases, angling his hips until the delicious drag of his thick cock sends you reeling.
burying your face further into the mattress, you groan, pussy spasming around him as you come.
simon works you through it, finally relenting when you start crawling away from him.
“not gonna gimme the silent treatment anymore, right?”
“okay,” you pant out, eyes closed as you try to catch your breath. chuckling, simon pats your thigh and slips away to get a soft towel to clean you up.

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you’re telling me i think about ryland grace every single day and ive yet to write a fic?? me have no thoughts about grace and also many thoughts about grace. help
a/n: first time writing for simon riley, not proofread, please be nice (or don’t, i’ll survive maybe)
nsfw//mndi
18+
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simon riley who won’t stop even when you’re writhing under him. he proudly eats pussy for the love of the game.
even after three orgasms in the span of thirty minutes, his tongue is still licking and lapping away at your precious cunt. knees trying to clench together while you’re shoving his head away.
simon riley who just tightens his grip on your thighs, grumbling under his breath.
a low “hol’ still, lovie. ‘m busy.” while he’s sucking your sensitive clit back into his mouth. you can’t stop the way your thighs tremble in his large hands.
scratches line his arms, your nails digging into his flesh with each pass of his tongue over your poor, sopping cunt.
“si, please. stop it. ‘s too much,” you whimper, still trying to get away.
he doesn’t care though, following you as your body contorts until you’re no longer on you back. instead, on your stomach and clawing at the sheets.
simon riley who crawls after you, only to tug your hips back.
“said ‘m busy,” he huffs. this time, he does pull away, but only long enough to glare at you.
“i can’t take anymore,” you whine, trying to catch your breath during his brief reprieve. simon eyes you closely, grip tightening on your thighs.
“no?” he hums, tilting his head.
“n-no,” you stumble, just as he starts tracing small circles over your clit. clamping down on your bottom lip, your hips lift in an attempt to chase his touch and your hand is flying out to tangle into his blonde hair.
“doesn’t seem like you can’t take anymore to me,” simon smirks. you whimper, face wet with fat tears when he lowers his mouth back onto your pussy.
you try to get away again, halfway off the bed when simon shifts into sniper mode. flat against the bed, simon grips your lower half, grinding his heavy cock into the mattress while keeping you in place as he continues his assault on your poor, sweet pussy.
please keep writing for him i beg
guys, i’m gonna develop an inflated ego 🙈
(i will pookie, don’t worry. simon is living in my head rent free)
Friday I'm in Love
Ryland Grace x Reader
warnings : dangerous amounts of awkward, nerdy ryland? terrible writing, not edited summary : ryland has a crush on the kindergarten teacher that his class visits once a month w/c : 4.3k a/n : the chokehold this man has on me is INSANE
It was the last Friday of the month, Ryland’s favorite day. Once a month, he got to walk his homeroom class ten minutes down the street to the local elementary school. Once a month, his students got to hang out with their kindergarten buddies. Once a month, he got paid to sit around and be with her.
Y/n was the kindergarten teacher he was partnered up with. Last year he had been stuck with Mrs. Wilson. Her classroom always smelled of microwaved fish and sweaty fourth graders. She also had a bad habit of leaving the classroom without telling him, leaving him alone with nearly sixty children. Y/n was very different. Her classroom always smelled of lavender and citrus, and the only time he had ever been alone in her classroom was when she dropped the students off at lunch and went to the restroom.
thinking about simon with restless!reader who can never get comfy first try so she always ends up in crazy positions… she is me, i am her.
you’re twisting and turning in bed while simon patiently waits for you to find a resting position. by the end of it, you end up laying across him with your head resting on his thigh, arms wrapping around the thick muscle.
“settled?” he’ll ask, eyes half-lidded as he fights sleep long enough for you to answer. you hum, nuzzling your face against his outer thigh and squeezing tighter.
maybe his hand is planted firmly on your own thigh that is currently sprawled across his waist, rubbing soothing circles into your flesh.
the next morning, he wakes to you laying on your back with an arm and a leg hanging overboard. through bleary eyes, he’ll pull you back and trap you against his chest for a few hours since he didn’t get to last night.
a/n: i can’t get comfy in my own bed and i think a big beefy man that i could climb all over would help
thinking about ghost who's too big to fuck you...
18+ mdni !!!
cw: fem!reader, soft dom!ghost, daddy kink, blend of fluff & smut, implied inexperienced!reader i geniunely think that's it? surprisingly? if i missed something lmk, word count: 1.3K

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ི ✉️ ֦ છ 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐓 ˗ˏ 𝓕𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆. . . simon riley x 𝒻𝑒𝓂!reader drabble ꒰ mdni `` 18+ content ꒱ ۪ ݁ 848 words
。 🧷ׄ ⠀ ❛ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧. . . riding. he's a little condescending. language.
“ride me like you mean it, luvie,” simon grunts from beneath you, his words somewhat muffled from the cigarette dangling between his lips. one of his hands planted on your hip, a guiding yet firm gesture. your tits pressed up in front of his face, mouth sometimes pressing a biting kiss to the heated skin.
“‘m trying,” you huff at him, continuing the up and down movements. your thighs tremble under your weight, aches shooting through you, not letting up. your right hand tight on the back of his neck, the other on his bicep. the powerful muscles flexing under your grip like the peacock he is. “you’re too big.”
“nah, you just don’t wanna do all the work,” he states bluntly; he’s getting a kick out of watching you struggle. it’s not like he’s not aware of how big he is, but he knows you can take him—that you can take that burning stretch. this is what you do, always so eager for his cock when he’s doing the work, but when it’s time for you to step up to the plate? suddenly it’s all: “‘s too big,” or “si, can’t take anymore.” it would bother another, but simon loves it—you being difficult makes something ignite deep in his core.
“not true!" you protest weakly, not bothering to defend yourself because it is true. your thighs feel like giving out under you, hips rolling in a pathetic attempt for stimulation. one glance at simon’s amused face tells you he isn’t gonna make this easy on you, no matter how much you beg. he wants you to do the work, to show him you can take control of your pleasure. yet you still offer a sweet “please” to see if it’ll work.
“if you can take doggy like a pro, then you can fuck yourself on my cock, beautiful.” his head tilting to catch a better view of your scrunched-up face. his hand on your hip pinches lightly, urging you to speed up. you take the silent hint and pick up the pace, switching from slow grinds to up and down. you’re moving quicker now, but still refusing to sink down entirely on his length—not even halfway. “quit bein’ stubborn, you know how to take cock.”
your grumblings and whines fall on deaf ears; you realize you aren’t gonna get what you want until you do it his way. so you do, settling down entirely on his dick—ass flush with his thighs. he lets out a rough grunt, eyes slipping closed as he takes in your slick walls swallowing around him. “atta girl,” he praised, a quick pat to your ass letting you know he’s satisfied.
when simon’s eyes open again, they drag over every satisfied feature on your face. your mouth opened in the shape of a little ‘o’ and eyes glassy from unshed tears. the stretch burns deliciously, your arousal pooling at the base of his cock. he jerks his hips up roughly when you slow again, burying himself deeper. “keep goin’, you’re so close.”
you do, your movements relaying your desperation to cum. simon’s finally helping you, the cigarette burning forgotten in the tray as both hands aid your bouncing. he prevents you from stopping or slowing, determined to stop you from messing up his release again. he continues rutting up into you, the tip of his cock never missing the sweet spot that makes your toes curl.
“i’m close, si,” you moan out, nails leaving half crescents into the nape of his neck. you’re relentlessly bouncing on his cock, your moans and the sound of skin colliding fill the air. he’s not much better; breath hitching anytime he jerks up into you against his will. you can feel his fingers clench, like he’s resisting the urge to flip you on your back and fuck you properly. his patience running thin—the tightness in his jaw and the slight shifts under you giving it away. yet he still lets you continue, waiting to see if you can get off yourself.
“c’mon, you can do it,” he says gruffly, his gaze lidded as they rake over your tits moving in front of his face. the praise sending heat blossoming through your gut, walls clamping down on his cock. he’s taking over before you can process it, fucking up into you with vigor.
your cunt clings to him tighter as you near that edge, he shifts a hand to rub tight circles on your neglected clit. a cry rips through your chest as the stimulation tears your release right out of you, vision blurring as he helps you ride out the peak. your pussy milking him sends him spiralling, his thick length pulsing in you as he dumps warm ropes of cum into you.
you’ve gone slack against him, chests pressed together as the both of you take ragged breaths. he smooths a rough hand over your back, trying to help ground the both of you. “fuckin’ difficult,” he murmurs roughly, but it’s hard to miss the undeniable hint of affection in each word. “we’ll work on it.”
Giving Simon Riley the silent treatment during sex (18+)
You are drunk and pissed all because Simon decided it was time to leave the bar. He threw you over his shoulder, patted your ass, told you that you have had way too much to drink and walked out like nothing was unusual about the scene. On the way home, you sat angled towards the window, giving him the silent treatment, and every time he tried to touch your thigh you dramatically pushed his hand away and huffed in annoyance.
Such a brat.
Simon knows exactly how to take care of his bratty lady, which is why the second the two of you walk into your shared apartment, he’s throwing you over his shoulder and walking towards the bedroom.
What he doesn’t see is the sly smile spreading across your face when you think of the best way to fuck with him.
You’re face down, cheek smooshed against the pillow, ass up, pussy bare to him behind you, and ready to get on with your evil plan. His hands find your hips, and he nudges his cock at your entrance. Your folds are soaking, glistening under the soft glow of your bedside lamp, and the second his tip pushes through your entrance, you’re biting your bottom lip and shoving your face even further into the pillow.
This will be harder than you thought.