this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

i want this to be real so i can remove the chemical heating elements from a pack of cup noodles and use them to make pipe bombs

that's why they're not gonna make these in real life

so youre so saying the pipe bomb thing is, in fact, why theyll never make these again

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

historians will be trying to decipher this in the future