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he looks like he needs a cigarette

i live in very rural georgia. the guy at the pump next to me at the gas station this morning was your classic georgia redneck--big ol mud-splattered lifted pick-up with a gun rack, trucker hat, the works--and we struck up a convo about gas prices. and he said "this aint nothing but us funding another war. theyre making it so we can't retire and can't have nothing." which is not at all the sentiment you expect from a georgia redneck. and this is the demographic that the republic party considers their safe constituency.... the tides are turning in a huge way

*unslices your bread*

Hey OP, what the FUCK does this mean

still don’t know what this response means and i refuse to learn

That’s Johnny Breadfixer. He has the power to fix bread by sweating on it

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

is it weird to wish nudism was normalized purely because I'm curious what my friend's dicks look like?

not like in a sexual way, just because I think it's be interesting

she gets it!!

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data