Lesbians never die!

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

sometimes i think that headcanoning literally anything despite what canon says is annoying but i think in the case of overwatch it is extremely reasonable. mccree is 25, 40, and 170 at the same time. due to information stated it is implied that mercy was a doctor at age 9. pretty sure they once implied that törbjorn had no kids and now there is a hero that is his kid. what is even going on with most of the heroes. just make symmetra a pro hockey player and make hanzo addicted to cocaine. i don’t give a shit

WHAT A JERK

yoshis island is easily the best videogame ever made becasue the plot is a bunch of giant lizards find a Babby and one green dude puts him on its back and is like “guess im mom now” and eats turtles and flies by pedalling really hard

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

maya the most talented girl