sometimes my partner and I have surprisingly different expectations for a certain cultural practice and we play the game of “is this a Canadian vs American thing or a Protestant vs Catholic thing or a West Coast NA vs East Coast NA thing” and rarely come to an answer. A couple months back my grandpa passed away and I was like “I need to wear a brown skirt with this black top to the funeral because I’ll look so silly going in all-black. They’ll think I’m a try-hard Victorian performatively mourning during a celebration of life” and she was like “what.”

Enjoying floral embroidered clothing is so humbling because I’ll be scrolling Poshmark and thinking “oh that’s such a pretty skirt” and then it’s literally for 18 month olds

Someone in one of the units in my (small) apartment building has a big lesbian flag and “DYKE CITY” written on their wall in massive posterboard letters (visible from the outside parking area). Question is do my partner and I respond by putting a “DYKE POPULATION CENTRE” poster or something on our window

Broke my 15 year record of not throwing up and threw up tonight :/

The day before my period will have me clicking out of a video because I hate somebody’s bangs