THE PATCHWORK PRESS

sewing is the most deceitful hobby because there's always something else you need, like you need an iron you need an ironing board you need an cutting board you need a ironing mat you need a table for your sewing machine you need a table to cut your fabric you need another table for your sewing machine you need three more additional tables for your sewing machine you need another sewing machine for your sewing machine you need a room for your sewing machine your sewing machine has eaten you

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

guys we’ve gotta get back into collaging

everyone collage with me

cuts you up and glues you to a piece of paper

(one of my adoring fans voice) did you hear heresy twink-wizard is working on a creative essay about the beauty industry from his perspective as a non-passing trans man who wears make up? yeah I heard it's gonna criticise how capitalism profits off principles of misogyny, and touch on themes of social media, representation, ageism and the nuances of trans identity, all through first-person narration. it's gonna be massive moment for purple prose enjoyers. yeah I'm so excited

I hate when people ask me how long it took me to crochet something I’ve made. Frankly, that’s none of my business. I put the yarn on the hook and worked on it whenever the spirit happened to take me to and then one day it was done. How long that process took is between the yarn and god; I want no part of it.

(holding up a singular sewing needle) yes! i found it! now i can sew my shirts and sweaters and blankets and beanies and (trips and falls into another fucking haystack

Maintaining a diversity of ongoing personal projects is important because it enables you to procrastinate on one by aimlessly tinkering with another, thereby creating the possibility that you'll finish one of them by accident.

headcanoning saint sebastian with menstrual cramps