this, except i am "fuck it, we ball"-ing in 2025 also
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Love Begins

#extradirty

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art

shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor

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Xuebing Du
KIROKAZE
taylor price

Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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blake kathryn

NASA

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this, except i am "fuck it, we ball"-ing in 2025 also

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somewhere on a long dead forum there's a link that no longer works to a mod to a game nobody plays that would be a valuable contribution to the way people see level design if it got a chance to be seen. somewhere on a website that gets 15 monthly visitors there's a webcomic that woulkd inspire and resonate with you and change your life even in a small way if you could just find it. somewhere theres a music artist that would inspire you for years to come but their work just can't manage to be seen online or off. theres so many things that would change your life that just can't seem to rise to the surface and remain undiscovered and forgotten. or maybe never shared
i love polyamory i love aromanticism i love QPRs i love communal child rearing letβs all get weirder forever
theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke
call that a transplant
sex-repulsed people are fully within our rights to be cranky and blunt about not liking sex and how it's fucking everywhere btw. we shouldn't have to tiptoe around and make sure our phrasing is perfectly squeaky clean because people interpret any criticism of sex and sexualization as puritanism. venting about compulsory sexuality is not purity culture. maybe you could stand to learn a thing or two from us.

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Aster is ready for pride month.
ITβS TIME
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone

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The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot
In the past Iβve been very dismissive of Omegaverse, but as I consider it again I have to give it props for being SUCH an ubermensch of a genre. I believe it is outcompeting all predecessors because it provides a perfect cross-section of βidentity secretβ, βsex pollenβ, βbiologically justified mpregβ, and βseme/uke gender dynamicsβ. Itβs everything that gay fanfic has ever obsessed over in one neat package of pre-made world building you donβt have to fuck with if you donβt want to. PLUS it has anatomically exotic penises. Like, it can do anything.
And I have to say the average story over the last ten years has improved in terms of world building and social consciousness. Is it that more people are participating, so the greater reservoir of material to be in conversation with is gaining complexity? Is it that different sorts of people are now participating who didnβt used to? Both? I couldnβt tell you.
They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.
Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.
We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.
Salad

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never kill yourself. your next mango is closer than you think.
no joke this is the best thing anyone has ever said to me. you just changed my life
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be