HALP I'm drowning in THEORIES!

These are spoilers, and what I picked up from season three and my predictions for season 4. So I have a record of it later on to yell about getting it right. SORRY ALL YOU HOMESTUCKS WHO FOLLOWED ME, I’m a Voltron Dork now.

Simple little theory there, because I mean why not? The name itself is implicative of something, I mean GameBro?

But let's add some more fun things shall we? Some of these are weak at best, but the pile altogether means more when you have ALL the little hints.

Bro knew about the game, and how to cause the Scratch.

Bro had a copy of the game in advance of the release date.

Bro has the GameBro site bookmarked on his computer. 

Bro seems to have expected the Meteor.

Dave once said his art style was too similar to Bro's. The picture in question is a close representation of the style of covers of GameBro.

Let's get creative. No tentadicks here. We're going to the limit, time for Gel-organs.

Alright, so technically Doc Scratch, GCat, and Bec are all First Guardians. This, as Hussie has told us on formspring, means that their DNA is exactly alike except how it is portrayed in their respective books of creation. They're all the same species then, just different forms of that species. (Like for instance Pokemon or Lusii.)

Tavros can control Bec, he's done so before.  Using Brownblood powers, The Condesce was controlling GCat.

What if... Since trolls sleep in recooperacoons rather than beds they view beds as an unneeded resource. It's for comfort, during sex, and not really feasible for much else. Thus Eridan trolls who expect to get laid often have beds. 

They view them as rather kinky sex toys, which are kind of useless so only people who have expendable room/money, lots of lovers, or expect the drones to let them take their time really have one. Such as higherbloods, or maybe people who work with their hands and need something to make. Might be a good division of more complex rooms or people who favor comfort while working. 

Idea. Touching horns on living trolls is considered Taboo.

Much like humans don’t usually randomly grab each other’s junk, trolls avoid horns. No one aims for horns during battle, no one grabs for them, and it’s considered an extremely intimate act to be allowed to touch them. Trolls that do are either culled (by former team mates, or other angry trolls) or considered unclean or wrong by other trolls. Which probably leads to culling to get away from the creepy. You just don’t do it.

It's probably considered cowardly to aim for them too, because you don't hit the other guy under the belt unless you're fighting dirty. You don't pop a guy in the junk, unless it's life or death, and even then you'd be made fun of if you were a troll. Never go for the horns, you gotta be a man and fight right. Otherwise you're weak and can be culled.

Idea. Bigger horns are less sensitive than smaller horns.

When horns are larger they brush against things more often, and have to be pressed on more when say pulling on a shirt over them, or hiding under a blanket. This makes them numb to softer sensations. They also make bigger targets, so higher sensitivity would be stupid in case they get smacked. (Unless… Taboos?)

Since the only thing that can start The Scratch is one of Echidna's Quills, and Bro started the Scratch with his sword, what if Bro's unbreakable sword is made from one of her Quills?

Equius is known to have both talked to Eridan (and found him creepy and didn't really like doing it.) and also he's known to have an aristocratic connection who helped him to buy his Horse art either by procuring it for his purchase or giving it to him. Eridan collects Doomsday weaponry, from his neighbor Vriska, but why wouldn't a full blown robotic expert be unable to make something cool? He's also nautical aristocracy, and regularly FLARPs before taking treasures off the dead trolls.

Let's throw that all in a pile and start assuming.

So Eridan finds out Equius makes weaponry on the side of his robotics projects and Vriska isn't that quick with her weapons. So he's fine with two sources. He badgers people until he finds out he likes Musclebeasts and starts collecting pictures from people while still FLARPing, and then offers them as payment. Equius is like heck yeah! And starts trading out weaponry for it because it's so "rare" and "unique". Eridan becomes his Aristocratic connection, and they chat about weapons he'd like and Equius makes them and Eridan thinks, wow... What if we could be in a quadrant?

Eridan starts giving him portraits without asking for weapons. Starts trying to woo him instead and Equius just is struck by how creepy it is that he's lavishing all this attention on him when they had a working professional relationship. He says no, and Eridan keeps sending them until Equius only contacts him with information on his weaponry and stuff. Vriska gets jealous she's been replaced, goes to Kanaya who tries to arbitrate and ends up Auspitcing ending with Vriska dumping his ass. Eridan officially tries too hard at this point because he's stopped being able to FLARP quite so easily, and Equius backs off at the desperation.

... Well okay if that's what the title says...

I have a couple conflicting ideas on troll piss, bluntly, so I'm putting them all here because God help me I want to minimize the embarrassment of sitting here talking about the fluid coming from troll bowels. Firstly; we must all remember that it has been said that ALL troll fluids are the color of their blood. This is just, true. Okay? The reason that it might be slightly OFF is because of a medical idea; how do you tell if there's blood in their piss if it's the same color? These are the things I think about.

It's Clear with a faint tint.

This one keeps the original "color is blood!" idea and ramps it down heavily to make it easier to tell things. If it's clear with a faint tint to it, which darkens when you don't drink enough (ala human piss) or when there's blood in it (which would delay noticing, unless it's much heavier color changes than simply not drinking). Simple!

It's the Opposite Spectrum color.

This one has always caught my imagination, because it's a cool idea. It bends the theory that it's blood color to be it's based on blood color instead. It would make it easier to see blood (your piss would like, turn almost black. Good sing of internal bleeding) and it would make for some interesting kink stories. In order; Mutant Red/Jane Blue Maroon/Teal, Brown/Cerulean, Mustard/Blue, Olive/Indigo, Purple/Lime Green, Jade/Tyranian Purple. Probably diluted yeah.

It's got chemicals that interact with blood.

Same color, but when blood enters the stream blatant chemicals or minerals that troll bodies don't process and thus hang out in the bladder turn the piss some other color. Black, Brown, or Opposite color (maybe) would imply sickness in a troll.

Uniform Color/No one Gives a Fuck