#dad egbert

[Traslation in english]:

I have John's dad's wallet 🔥🔥🔥

Woke: John and Jade are cousins

Nanna Egbert and Grandpa Harley are adopted siblings, which means Grandpa is both Dad Egbert's uncle and John's great-uncle.

Jade was raised as Grandpa's "granddaughter" even though she doesn't have any parents or other relations. For all intents and purposes, she is his daughter. Therefore, Jade and Dad are first cousins. This would then mean Jade and John are first cousins once removed.

Woah nelly... This was a while ago, but you deserve an answer my good friend. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. If you're seeing me answer this ask and are new to the blog or have forgotten the context, this was my kidswap attempt. I had a whole plan ironed out for this but it's been quite some time and I've lost my notes. I remember the premise, but I have good news and bad news. I'll give you the bad news first... I never ended up drawing the rest of it. Or finalizing the dialogue. Or anything. The good news is; There wasn't much else! Since it's a (Sort of)Kids Swap, this means Dave isn't going to end up back in that seedy old apartment. He's Egbert's forever. Now some wise guys poked holes in my story... They were right! Bro probably would've just come and gotten Dave himself. He can't call the police because he would be arrested for abuse, the apartment just barely counts as unsuited for living due to the weapons and the empty fridge. My only reason for Bro not coming is my belief that he is effectively broke since his finances are not liquid therefore he can't really withdrawal cash or use large sums of money without being in legal trouble. In my drafts, Dad Egbert DID acquire the coords. The ending will be very eh... Anticlimactic... As he appearifies the Grand Piano right-- Onto-- Bro's computer. Where Bro Strider himself is seated. The coords Dad recieved were off by just a few yards... Darn it all to Heck! He killed Bro Strider with the piano! I had planned for the game to never start and Dave and John to grow up together just fine (Outside of the unwritten and unthought complications of Dave being told his brother is dead and he's never going home.) On the B-Side of this AU, they get the Sburb game but since Dave isn't where he's supposed to be and they only have the one copy everything goes wrong immediately and the world is destroyed.

I also do not like cake. I remember being a young child and asking my mother if I could have brownies instead of cake on my birthday, since I actually like brownies. She acted almost scandalized. Its your birthday! You need to have a cake. Thats just how things work. Its weird that you would want anything else.

June and Dad have communication issues. June bottles things up, and Dad doesn't really pry. Its likely that June never straight up asked Dad to stop making the cakes, and its also likely Dad never stopped to ask if she wanted cake.

In a way, its very similar to June's gender. Because June was born a certain way, there are certain expectations. Dad assumes shes cis, that shes a man, just because of how she was born. Thats what's "normal". She needs to have a cake because it is her birthday.