My Life is a Cat-astrophy

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves A stately pleasure-dome decreed. And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

they fuck you up your mum and dad two vast and trunkless legs of stone i do not like it, sam i am as small as a world and as large as alone

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy

would also argue that what you're doing isn't fear mongering, since you're giving alternatives and options and not just drumming up more anxiety and fear for the sake of it. feel like that's an important distinction

I'm also mainly provided basic food hygiene information. Like I'm sorry, but there is a reason even before I developed a food disability that I didn't let other people cook for me, and that's because they've either a) not been taught food safety or b) think it's pointless, and I'm not about to get a campylobacter infection again because some people think medium rare chicken is a thing.

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so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"

btw while people continue to fight the system don't forget about Undue Medical Debt (formerly RIP Medical Debt), a charity that buys and forgives medical debt. on average a donation of $10 will forgive $1,000 of medical debt.

I'm fairly confident that this is now the one original post I've made that has gotten the most notes, and I honestly couldn't be happier. the more attention we give this, the higher the chances that someone will see this and donate. medical debt is both one of the most crushing things a person can deal with and one of the stupidest things humanity has invented. and if you live in the US, I have no doubt that you've had to deal with medical debt in your life, either for yourself or a loved one. even a small donation can do so much good, and now is the time of year when we are encouraged to think of others.

The CDC says it's now ok to drink from that stump in the woods that has been collecting liquid for the last few years

Why the FUCK should we trust the Center for Disappearances and Changelings?