slurp du soleil

(to a gay couple) so which of you is the signified and which is the signifier

so which one of you is the simulacra and which the simulacrum

Job Iden

A day without swag is like...wait I have no idea

a "hebrew" is a drink for men

in heaven you get up to five times as many emails

in hell you get the same emails but nobody helps you read them because of their Cruelty

i thought i'd be able to keep it together as i took my truck to the scrapyard (ten years of ownership), but the guy there opened up the glovebox and showed me the rimjob function that i never knew about and i cried and cried

i thought i'd be able to keep it together as i took my husband to get divorced but then the lawyer showed me the vape charging port in his belly button and i cried and cried