CJ

There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

……..what does this mean

It means you just have to deal with that

not be gay but wearing another girls sweatshirt would be… nice

not to be gay but another girl wearing my sweatshirt would be…… nice

My worst fear about writing this book is ppl liking it and the characters and wanting to know more about them like their birthdays and stuff like that cuz I just don’t know. For all intents and purposes they just spawned into existence. Pls don’t ask me what the main characters zodiac signs are cuz idk.

You are the opposite of jk Rowling and I respect you for that

That’s the only thing I’ve ever aspired to be in my writing and it’s very sexy of you to say it.

if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen

You are alive and have witnessed the first blackhole to ever be seen in human history.

men’s loyalty to violence is disturbing.  when women want a life free of abuse, assault, threat, & coercion, men’s first suggestion is “learn to fight back. learn to defend yourself”.  i don’t want my life to be a fight.  i don’t want to “prove myself” through inflicting pain & fear.  i don’t find violence and physical conflict fulfilling or self-actualising.   they’re exhausting & dehumanizing

Tea only

You okay now buddy?

lmao NEW FAVE POST ON TUMBLR HAHAHA

Me at 3am

i want 2 say something but it might be too controversial..

you know i really wanted to like this post, but there’s just one little thing that’s being overlooked

don’t make me do this ginger-ale-official

please… it is your duty

oh yeah? oh fucking yeah? I’m going to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for the assurance that he will place a thumb tack on the ground wherever you walk so you can never take off your shoes again.  have fun sleeping in your loafers jackass