Come to Linux! We have...
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More Desktop options than you can imagine
More Distribution options than you can Imagine.
More people willing to fight God for Half a Bagel over their preferred combination of Distribution and Desktop you can imagine.
The most uwu transfemmes and femboys you can imagine, all of them wearing Thigh Highs.
Mad Computer Scientists who could be dangerous if given access to a traffic light.
Everyone's favourite Fennoswedish Dad.
The Homeless guy who insists on using ONLY free software and defending Jeffery Epstein, and he's just done compiling the latest builds.
Pewdiepie for some fucking reason.
Arch Users who insist on telling newbies to use Arch as their first Distro.
Sane people telling said newbies not to do that and just try Linux Mint first.
Men who look like the comic book guy.
People in developing countries doing absolutely great things with low spec tech.
People who skin their desktops to look like the OS they used when they were a child.
Tiling Window Manager users with anime wallpapers who post of /r/unixporn
Fans of Federated Social Media.
People who insist on using the Terminal for everything.
Ubuntu users who insist it's "still good".
Debian users will defend the release schedule with their dying breath.
People think the Cosmic Desktop is the Second Coming.
People who think the government is watching them.
People who know the government is watching them.
The Majority of Webservers.
People who really love conferences.