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Catalyst - A Good Omens One-shot
Rated G, ~2700 words
Read Catalyst on AO3
Depending on your interpretation, this could be S3 divergent or compliant. Come and see how the new universe began, and what happened to God in the process.
Excerpt: The last of the old-world particles scatter, petals swept away by the memory of wind. Two sparks tarry too long, twirling and twisting toward one another. Even their remnants remember the motion, a binary orbit while all else moves on. They touch, at tail and tip, but there is still a fault line between them and the universe-that-was insinuates itself in that small space.
She watches them bend and bow, sure their steps will reveal which essence is which. But, while their dance is beautiful, no matter how long she watches, she is no closer to knowing them. They have shaped one another’s existence far more than she ever had. With the patina of millennia polished away, discerning who is whom is no more possible than distinguishing the flames of two lit matches pressed to the same wick.
It is uncomfortable, this Not Knowing. She will be doing rather a lot of it in the very near future, that much she understands. But, it doesn’t mean she has to start immediately.
She scoops them up, settles them, burnished and burning, in her would-be palm, as the once-universe slips through her ephemeral fingers. Her most challenging, charming, cherubic creations.
“Oh, come now,” she coos a song that promises peace. “You cannot have expected I would disappear entirely.”
The flame on the right dims, a silvery steel-grey that gleams only at the edges. It broadens as it bridges the gap, its tail a wrought-iron filigree reaching for its pair on the left…
The left bristles, flares and somehow smoulders though there is nothing left to burn. Each electron is shrapnel sharp, ready to skewer the very hand of their creator.
“There you both are,” she smiles with a face neither ever knew but somehow both can remember. “Much better.”
Read Catalyst on AO3
Thanks to @dbacklot99 for the beta and encouragement on this story. Tagging @goodomensafterdark like a good goblin.
My Good Omens Fics
You can find me as GaiasEyes on AO3! I’ve written mostly cannon, but my long fics so far are Human AUs. Most of my Angst does have a happy ending, where the ending is unhappy or ambiguous is tagged.
**My personal favorites. If you're looking for one to read, try one of these.
Human AUs
A Little Life**- E, 71k. Human AU following Professor Anthony Crowley and bookshop owner Ezra Fell as they build a life together and everything that entails. Mind the tags.
Night Blooms** - E, 65k. Mystery & Mutual Pining & Smut, Friends to Lovers. I found a strange flower in your garden that smelled incredible and tasted just as good. Only, now I can’t stop dreaming about you...
The Looking Glass - E, ~8.5k. AziraLuciCrow Voyeurism fic with a lot of feelings and mutual polyamory longing. Happy, loving ending.
Better Not - T, 1.3k. ‘Should I say thank you?’ He’d asked. ‘Better not,’ she whispered and made a hasty excuse.
Chirality - T, 1k. Lucifer/God riffing on @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon’s epic Sins of Knowledge
Esca - T, ~1.5k. Hastur/Ligur ghost story riffed from The Magnus Archives.
Cannon
Angst
Catalyst - G, ~3k. The creation of the new universe and what happens to God in the process.
Blood in the Water - E, 13k. Violence. Dark Crowley, Dark Supreme Archangel Aziraphale come to blows in a Cathedral in Manhattan.
The Devil You Know -T, <1k. Prophecy 3007: Prayers and hope/bring forth sorrow and serpents reign/for the devil lurks in plain sight/under an arc of pale moonlight.
Star-Crossed - M, Lucifer/Crowley <1k Poem. The path to Hell is not paved with good intention. I ought to know, I laid it.
Where There is Smoke** - E, 4.5k. Aziraphale and Crowley helped limit the loss of life in The Great Fire of London in 1666, but the work left Aziraphale’s wings rather a mess.
The Saint of Lost Things** - E, 15.5k. Water is only as holy as the hands that bless it. If the good Father sought to grasp flesh beyond the body of Christ with his fingertips, if he wanted to feel the weight of more than wafers on his tongue… Well, a demon could practically drink water blessed by those hands.
Ostinato** - E, 11k. Crowley uncovers an ancient summoning ritual discovered by humans, rooted in magic and steeped in the power of music. If the Supreme Archangel will not respond willingly, then Crowley will not give him a choice.
Choice** - E, 4.9k. An unidentified narrator tells his side of the story of life in Heaven before there was Hell.
Fractured - (First story in Before Eden There was a Garden series) T, 2.3k. Following Aziraphale immediately after the war in Heaven as he searches for someone and slowly forgets.
Shatter - (Second story in Before Eden There was a Garden series) T, 2.7k. Following The Starmaker immediately after the war in Heaven as he is forced to remember. Companion to Fractured.
Return to Eden (Final story in Before Eden There was a Garden series) E, 14k. After The Second Coming Aziraphale and Crowley are trying to pick up the pieces when Aziraphale begins having nightmares that seem all too real. Resolves Fractured and Shatter.
Fluff
Losing My Religion (Now I’m a Believer) - G, ~2k. Adam & Jesus meet in a dingy alley before the end of the world. (Written pre-S3).
Minor Miracle - E, 4,7k. Fluff & Smut. Aziraphale and Crowley both performed miracles on Aziraphale's wastepaper basket. Crowley was enjoying his covert snooping until sketches of a tall, slender figure with sharp features began to appear.
Cardamom & Clove - E, 4k. South Downs domesticity. Late one winter night Aziraphale convinces Crowley to play in the snow.
Lavender & Thyme** - G, 2k. South Downs domesticity. One autumn afternoon Crowley sits at the old upright piano in the cottage. Aziraphale joins him.
Coriander & Mint** - E, 4k. South Downs domesticity. Aziraphale is making brunch late one summer morning. Crowley helps.
Sage & Rose - T, 2k. South Downs domestic fluff. Aziraphale and Crowley share coffee and tea in their garden.
Breathless - E, 4k. Crowley has shown an interest in breathplay. Aziraphale takes full advantage of all the unique abilities of his demon’s corporation.
Dream of Me - T, 2.2k. After the Almost Apocalypse Aziraphale and Crowley begin to settle into their new existence on a side of their own. One evening Crowley turns up at the bookshop with nothing but a plan and hope.
Of Kings and Kids - T, 13k. A Very Good Omens Christmas where the Ineffables are involved in Jesus' birth.
A Carol Conversation - M, 5k. Crowley uses a Christmas Carol scavenger hunt to finally Talk About It.
Humor (I’ve written humor? What? No, not me, never.)
Bangers and (Monster) Mash - G, <1k. It’s hard being an adolescent and the former anti-Christ.
Mammalfunction** - G, <1k. Aziraphale is on the Earth design team and his design is certainly…something…
No Experience Necessary - G, ~3k. Crowley & Muriel. Muriel encourages Crowley to apply for a position in a plant nursery.
Collaborative Authorships:
Grief of a Dying Sun - E, 75k, Mind the Tags! Part 3 of a the larger The Serpent and The Owl Epic Fic. A fantasy AU that will end as it began: in the stars.
Coming Home - A Choose Your Own Adventure Story - E, 117k. Over 30 authors created a Choose Your Own Adventure fic for our ineffables to finally get down to business in the South Downs. Where will your choices take them?
Autumn Leaves, Spring Flowers - T, Multimedia fic written for @the-literal-kj based on their community theatre fic, Show the Way. A Collaboration with @hakunahistata and @angie-words
The S3-inspired fics are finally getting past that first fury that happens after canon hurts people. Writers are diving into their research and finding different perspectives. The stories are getting GOOD. I'm for cathartic writing, but especially enjoy when authors are on the other side of raw sadness and anger. Catalyst by @gaiaseyes451 is a current fave, featuring God. This fic is somewhere between a missing scene and a fix-it, canon-compliant, concise (2744 words), and easy on you. As much as I appreciate a fair amount of hurty goodness, I very much needed the break. This one's got thoughtful heart. It's about God. If you're looking for entirely angst-free reading about our demon and angel, this isn't your fic right now.

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random rec list: ineffable fics i’ve been reading lately
do you feel it now? (E, 10k): crowley visits a ‘mysterious healer’. top tier, body positive, trans uplifting, mistaken identity trope, emotional healing idk EVERYTHING ok
it’s the light (it’s the obstacle that casts it) (T, 5k): 1950s london, crowley is visiting the bookshop when two young scared queer people ring the bell. poetic and beautiful and devastating and my heart is still recovering honestly
we only said goodbye with words, i died a hundred times (E, 9k): cursed amulet fuck or die s2 fix-it that somehow hits all the buttons 10/10
don’t look back (T, 2k): opheus mything aziracrow post s2 fic that hurts so good
getting a wiggle on (G, 7k): crowley leaves aziraphale some eggs as a prank. so many sweet elements here
please turn me on (E, 4k): first time turbo virgins fic that nails their voices and characterisations
putting the ‘bet’ in betrothed (T, 22k): aziraphale and crowley bet on who can live as a human the longest. so funny and charming
trajectory (G, 9k): post s2 fic. after aziraphale leaves, crowley reads one of aziraphale’s favourite books. yes it made me read the book. one of those fics whose atmosphere sticks with you
truth is like blood underneath your fingernails (E, 35k): cottagecore sickfic where crowley falls ill but tries to hide it. cosy writing
anatomy 101 (E, 102k): currently reading. in which these two virgins teach each other all about what the humans are doing (sex)
(ps: reblogging rec lists gets you karma points. so does commenting and leaving kudos <3 )
[Fallen]
After 11 hours of work and gallons of tears, I finally finished my Renaissance like painting of Crowley's fall!!
Probably my best artwork for now (pls reblog it~). It was supposed to be a sketch. AH. AH. Anyway, I'm really happy about the result! It feels good to challenge myself with some impossible projects 😈
Btw it's Patreons monthly A5 print! You have until end july to join and get it in your mailbox 😊
If you want a bigger version, it will also be available soon on my shop.
for all the people that are struggling to come to terms with the good omens finale and what it means for the fandom (myself included), i really really want to stress that you will not lose anything you don't want to lose because of it.
here's a list of things that are still here, that you can access anytime:
the book
the radio adaptation
season 1
season 2 (grab the bits you like and ignore the rest if necessary)
the bits of season 3 you did like (ignoring the rest may feel more difficult here but it is achievable i promise)
all the fanworks that exist already, whether they were created pre-tv adaptation, post-s1, post-s2 or post-s3
all of david and michael's interviews and other promo about the show pre-s3
the fans that are currently active in the fandom
the memories you've made in the fandom
and here's a list of things we can look forward to:
more fanworks/fanwork events, because people are still creating and will continue to do so
getting to know new good omens friends, whether they're new to the fandom or just new to you
in that vein, welcoming new fans to the fandom (it may not seem likely but new people will continue to seek us out!)
the final ineffable con and all the craziness and content that will come from that
people continuing to discover your fanworks, old and new
the moments where you'll start to feel the finale, the show in general and/or the fandom becoming easier to engage with again
most of all, aziraphale and crowley will always be there for you. i promise. i know it may feel like they're gone, but they're not, as long as we still watch them, think about them, read about them, write about them, draw them, cosplay them, talk about them... they want to be here, on earth, with all of us, and they are, i promise they are.
Good Omens Human AU: “Some Things Never Change” by @spectrallydistracted
FTH 2026 submission for @mizmak
Crowley and Aziraphale were best mates and roommates in uni. They cuddled regularly, but while Az was gay, Crowley was very, very straight so none of it *meant* anything. Or so Crowley tells himself as he gets ready to see Az at Ana & Newt’s wedding nearly 20 years later.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86145581
Thank you for the boost! I really love this story and hope the queer awakening makes someone’s Pride month! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
GOOD OMENS — Crowley holding Aziraphale's food

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I’ve made the pilgrimage to Till’s. What a lovely little shop.
Good Omens Prime I didn’t need to cry more today, but thanks I guess.
Michael, sweet summer child, all the hugs 🫂
I absolutely HATED the final episode, but the scene in the garden/bookshop was so pretty 💔
In His Image by AppleSeeds
In His Image (57699 words) by AppleSeeds Chapters: 9/9 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Horror, Unsettling, Genetic Engineering, Genetics, Obsession, Age Difference, Fantasizing, Illnesses, 1990s, 2000s, Professor Aziraphale (Good Omens), College | University Student Crowley (Good Omens), Science Experiments, Dubious Ethics, Secrets, Crowley Has a Crush on Aziraphale (Good Omens), Blasphemy, Promiscuity, Mild Gore, Scared Crowley (Good Omens), referenced terminal illness, Loss of Parent(s), CMNM | Clothed Male Naked Male, Ethical Dilemmas, Philosophical Discussions, Soft Dom Aziraphale (Good Omens), Explicit Sexual Content, Enthusiastic Consent, Dark Aziraphale (Good Omens), Teacher-Student Relationship, Heavy Drinking, University, Grief/Mourning Summary: Crowley hadn’t been able to believe his luck when he’d learnt that his personal tutor at university was going to be illustrious, world-leading developmental geneticist Professor Aziraphale Fell. He certainly wouldn't have believed that over the course of his Genetics degree, the two of them would end up becoming very close, Aziraphale sharing things with him that nobody else had ever seen. It seems like a dream come true, but Crowley must grapple with his own sense of morality, what he's willing to go along with and what he is prepared to overlook all to hold onto the hope of securing the only thing he's ever really wanted.
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I got a good case of the shivery creeps reading this fic. I'm a big fan of body horror, and have been impressed by the expansion of the genre. I think body horror works especially well with existential horror, especially since we're dealing with the human condition. It's terribly good. Mind the tags and your own good self.
shout out to all the good omens fic writers who:
don’t get large numbers of hits on their fics
started writing for go after season 2 came out (or after season 3 came out! hi!)
don’t have a big ao3 subscriber/tumblr following count
write slowly
have unfinished wips up on ao3
don’t often get their fics recced by others
you’re not any less valued for any or all of these things<3 you are important to the fandom! you are appreciated and a necessary, nourishing part of the ecosystem<3
reblog this with an underrated go fic (less than 10k hits perhaps). could be by you or someone else!
Well said. Damn, all my fics are under 10K. But I'd love to shout out a beautifully written and creative fic that people are absolutely sleeping on. It's Marginalia: The Nice and Accurate Story of Agnes Nutter by @dbacklot99. The background of Agnes Nutter is a lovely story and well worth a read. - https://archiveofourown.org/works/69193051/chapters/179346091

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Okayokay im back from exams, the grind is back on. Angel and demon feat. slight outfit change bcs i couldn’t find any good references…
I'm very much into this. Aziraphale's torso silhouette intrigues me!
Crowley’s hairstyles/looks - down through the ages
See also: The 2019 [ Season One ] version The 2023 [ Season Two ] version
Bonus: Professor Anthony J. Crowley, Physicist
This is so helpful. Seeing the changes in hair color and various lighting really revives my memories of those moments in the show, which makes recall easier. Thanks!