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and this is why pretty hate machine is so good because no one but a sexually repressed bi-curious white boy from middle america with religious trauma could ever produce something like that

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There You Are Chapter 13 - A post season 3 Good Omens fic
CW reincarnation Summary: Crowley and Aziraphale return to themselves in the bookshop before God and Satan after living a full life as Anthony J Crowley and Asa Fell. Excerpt: Crowley could still feel the lingering imprint of the angelâs power wrapped carefully around him, anchoring him; a counterbalance to the enormity Crowley had become when heâd fallen apart. It was not a lesser power, just a different kind of power.
He smiled faintly to himself.
Trust Aziraphale to become the metaphysical embodiment of stability.
The immovable object to Crowleyâs unstoppable force.
Crowley closed his eyes.
Downstairs, he could hear the distant sound of books being moved. Aziraphale was humming under his breath and talking quietly to himself. The soft, domestic familiarity of it grounded Crowley more effectively than anything else possibly could. After everything â after worlds ending and disastrous kisses and the entire reality they knew before being destroyed, just to live seven thousand lifetimes â they had circled all the way back around to this.
Aziraphale fussing over his books.
Crowley dealing with his feelings by dramatically throwing himself into bed.
Some things, apparently, were fundamental constants. Read the rest here on ao3
Antarctic Heat Chapter 4 - An omegaverse AU of the Polar Siren AU - by xenanigans.
Cover art by @kiratastic. Show them some support on Patreon, Instagram, Reddit, and Bluesky. CW explicit, omegaverse
Summary: The year is 1911. Anthony J. Crowley (Royal Navy surgeon, passionate zoologist, and official photographer of the Northern Party) is preparing to go into heat, all by his lonesome on a remote beach in East Antarctica.
Everything changes when he catches an odd scent in the air.
Fully written. 30k words. 70% smut. Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
This story can be enjoyed on its own, but youâll probably have more fun if you read I have my ways of knowing first ;) Excerpt: âLook at me, ĂŽ mĂ©ga.â
Crowley opened his eyes and gazed up, then froze when he saw what Aziraphale was doing. The Alpha was holding Crowleyâs red hat, the one he always wore directly against his hair. Well, he wasnât just holding it â he was pressing it to his nose and inhaling deeply. Crowley hadnât even noticed it was still in his hand until now.
âHas any other ĂĄlpha appreciated your fragrance the way I do?â
Crowley shook his head.
âHas any other ĂĄlpha paired with your bouquet half as well as I do?
Crowley shook his head again.
Read the rest here on ao3
***
xenanigans passed away on 28/04/26Â
This fic is published in his memory by blackjeans93 as his fannish next of kin.
All words were written by xenanigans.
GNU, Exus.
I can't wait to see youâ€ïžđ©”

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CROWLEY KISSED (HIS FINGERS) BACK
I hadn't realized that on my first watch. My day is so much better now
Aziraphale reciprocated, Crowley understood the symbolism and kissed back â€ïžâđ©čâ€ïžâđ©čâ€ïžâđ©č
That kiss is so them it's perfect
In the midst of the griping about THEY DIDN'T REALLY KISS I'm glad someone finally spotted the religious symbolism. Crowley kissed Aziraphale like a character from one of his favorite films, clumsily and out of desperation. Aziraphale kisses Crowley like he's a holy relic, like he contains the meaning of everything. @krakensdottir
THIS.
This is so much more intimate in a small moment than a big vavoom kiss could ever have been.
Asa and Anthony
Antarctic Heat Chapter 3 -Â An omegaverse AU of the Polar Siren AU - by xenanigans.
Cover art by @kiratastic. Show them some support on Patreon, Instagram, Reddit, and Bluesky. CW explicit, omegaverse
Summary: The year is 1911. Anthony J. Crowley (Royal Navy surgeon, passionate zoologist, and official photographer of the Northern Party) is preparing to go into heat, all by his lonesome on a remote beach in East Antarctica.
Everything changes when he catches an odd scent in the air.
Fully written. 30k words. 70% smut. Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
This story can be enjoyed on its own, but youâll probably have more fun if you read I have my ways of knowing first ;)
Excerpt: âGood morrow, ĂŽ mĂ©ga,â the surfaced stranger said, resting their arms on that frozen raft like it was the edge of a warm bathing pool back in England. âMy name is Aziraphale.â
Crowley just stared, dumbfounded.
What kind of person introduced themself without stating their pronouns as well?
What kind of person pronounced the word âomegaâ with such an odd inflection?
What kind of person even said âgood morrowâ in this day and age?
The kind of person who could swim naked in the Antarctic Ocean without so much as a shiver, by the looks of it.
âHello? Are you there?â
âHuh?â Crowley breathed, snapping out of his startled state. âI mean, um, hello⊠my nameâs Crowley, and Iâm a he.â
âOh,â the person in the water said with a curious eyebrow. âI am a he as well, I suppose.â
The alpha in the water, Crowley corrected himself, having just caught a better whiff of his pheromones thanks to a conveniently timed gust of ocean breeze. His scent wasâŠ
Not just salty, but briny.
Not just syrupy, but treacly.
Not just savoury, but gamey.
Well, he should have figured it out from the way the strange man had referred to him as âomegaâ, but heâd been too distracted by everything else to really dwell on that part.
âPleased to make your acquaintance, Crowley.â
âUm⊠the pleasureâs all mineâ Aziraphale, was it?â
âIndeed,â the alpha smiled politely, revealing teeth that were more than a bit too sharp. Read the rest here on ao3 *** xenanigans passed away on 28/04/26Â
This fic is published in his memory by blackjeans93 as his fannish next of kin.
All words were written by xenanigans.
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There You Are Chapter 12 - A post season 3 Good Omens fic
CW Reincarnation
Summary: Crowley and Aziraphale return to themselves in the bookshop before God and Satan after living a full life as Anthony J Crowley and Asa Fell. Excerpt: With newfound determination, Aziraphale cast about for something, anything that might help their situation. He picked through some of the volumes on the floor, and found that every previously blank page was now filled.
He stared.
They were stories.
Fully written stories.
Thousands and thousands of them.
Containing every life they had lived together. Their love, recorded in immaculate detail.Â
HoweverâŠ
There was more to it than that.
They werenât the only ones in the stories.
In between chapters, between years and lifetimes and deaths, the narrative would abruptly return to bookshop.Â
To God and Satan.
Aziraphale opened one volume at random. He found a passage describing God calmly watching as Satan paced circles around the bookshop for what had apparently been thirty-seven years, muttering about potential structural weaknesses in the walls.
Another detailed Satan attempting to burn a shelf in frustration, only for the flames to refuse to take hold. Read the rest here on ao3

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this is absolutely adorable
Antarctic Heat Chapter 2 -Â An omegaverse AU of the Polar Siren AU - by xenanigans.
Cover art by @kiratastic!
Show them some support on Patreon, Instagram, Reddit and Bluesky.
CW explicit, omegaverse
Summary: The year is 1911. Anthony J. Crowley (Royal Navy surgeon, passionate zoologist, and official photographer of the Northern Party) is preparing to go into heat, all by his lonesome on a remote beach in East Antarctica.
Everything changes when he catches an odd scent in the air.
Fully written. 30k words. 70% smut. Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
This story can be enjoyed on its own, but youâll probably have more fun if you read I have my ways of knowing first ;)
Excerpt: Crowley sighed and curled up in his nest for a spot of light reading. He opened up one of his favourite classic novels â Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. It was a bildungsroman with a love story between two alphas: Pip, an orphan of humble beginnings, and Herbert Pocket, a pale gentleman from a middle-class family with wealthy relatives. He made it to the end of chapter six before he got restless again; the wind wasnât blowing anymore, so he decided to go for another stroll with his camera.
He frowned as soon as he stepped outside.
Why did the ocean suddenly smell saltier than usual?
His heat must have been looming closer than he thought.
Or perhaps the morning wind had stirred something in the water?
He shrugged, put his hands in his pockets, and began walking north.
The sea was calm; the ice floes were barely drifting, even far from shore, where the current was typically quite strong. The air was calm as well; not a modicum of breeze, not a cloud in the blue sky, nothing but the unending Antarctic summer sun.
If everything was so very calm, then why couldnât he shake the feeling that he was being watched â or perhaps even followed? Which was a ridiculous notion, of course; there was no one around Ridley Beach except for him, a million AdĂ©lie penguins, and a few hundred skua gulls.
He still found himself taking surreptitious looks behind his back. Read the rest here on ao3
xenanigans passed away on 28/04/26Â
This fic is published in his memory by blackjeans93 as his fannish next of kin.
All words were written by xenanigans.
GNU, Exus.
It didn't feel right not to include these two as well all things considered. I fell in love with them so quickly and so completely. This one took me a while to get the colors just right, but I think it was worth it.
Antarctic Heat Chapter 1 - An Omegaverse AU of the Polar Siren AU - By xenanigans
Cover art by @kiratastic Check out their work on patreon, instagram, bluesky and reddit CW explicit, omegaverse
Summary: The year is 1911. Anthony J. Crowley (Royal Navy surgeon, passionate zoologist, and official photographer of the Northern Party) is preparing to go into heat, all by his lonesome on a remote beach in East Antarctica.
Everything changes when he catches an odd scent in the air.
Fully written. 30k words. 70% smut. Updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
This story can be enjoyed on its own, but youâll probably have more fun if you read I have my ways of knowing first ;)
Excerpt: The sun didnât even set that time of year, but all six members of the Northern Party rose bright and early in the morning of November 7th, 1911.Â
Anthony J. Crowley took care of breakfast that day, although that wasnât typically his job â he was a Royal Navy surgeon, after all. But everyone else was busy as they finished preparing for the last sledging trip of the season: Commander Shadwell was supervising; his three petty officers (Warlock Dowling, Eve Young, Newton Pulsifer) were finishing loading up their sleds; and Anathema Device, civilian geologist and meteorologist, was outside the hut jotting down a few last measurements before they left for the week.
Their meal consisted of porridge, bacon, and crab-eater seal steak. Crowley could have served penguin steak instead, but heâd been growing more and more uneasy with the idea of eating penguin meat as of late. In addition to being a surgeon, he was also a passionate zoologist, and it just so happened that the Northern Party had been living on the south end of an AdĂ©lie penguin rookery for most of that year.
Ridley Beach, Cape Adare, Antarctica had been teeming with flightless birds when Captain Scottâs ship, the Terra Nova, had dropped them off with all the necessary supplies and provisions at the end of February. The AdĂ©lies had all left by late March, only to return in mid October for their new breeding season. Crowley had spent the last few weeks observing them closely, and was considering writing a book about them once he returned to Britain.
âAre you sure you donât want to come along?â Device asked as she blew on her porridge.
âLike I said, I think itâs better for the science if I stay here. Wouldnât want to miss anything important now that the penguins have begun laying their eggs.â
Science was only one of the reasons why Crowley wanted to spend some time by himself.
Heat was the other, much more urgent one. Read the rest here on ao3 *** xenanigans passed away on 28/04/26Â
This fic is published in his memory by blackjeans93 as his fannish next of kin.
All words were written by xenanigans.
GNU, Exus. @goodomensafterdark
There You Are Chapter 11 - a post season 3 Good Omens fic
Summary: Crowley and Aziraphale return to themselves in the bookshop before God and Satan after living a full life as Anthony J Crowley and Asa Fell. CW Reincarnation, body horror
Excerpt: Crowley collapsed to his knees the moment his consciousness resurfaced.
He just couldnât do it anymore.Â
His mind and body could only take so much, no matter how hard he tried to weather the discomfort.
Aziraphale was beside him instantly.
âMy dearââ
Crowley made a strangled sound, holding his head.
It was too much.
Far too much.
It was more than just memories â it was entire existences layered one over another endlessly. Every version of himself with its own unique personality and point of view, every version speaking its truth simultaneously inside his mind.
Every death.
Every loss.
Every love.
All at once.
A violent surge rolled through his body, rippling his spine, pushing him to the floor. His human skin momentarily split across his hand, revealing glimpses of something ancient and enormous underneath, fighting for space.Â
Multiple yellow eyes.
Feathers.
Scales. Read the rest here on ao3!

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I'll be honest, it's very depressing to see so much negativity in the Good Omens fandom, when it was so vibrant and amazing after season 2.
I get it, a bunch of the fandom is feeling disappointed, shocked, some clearly outraged at what's been given to us.
I personally don't mind the finale, so it's probably why I'm getting bugged at the amount of negativity, but honestly I had already clocked out a bit out of the fandom a few months ago, and this is just making me step out for good.
I get the anguish and anger and strong feelings, but it's completely flooded my feed, over and over and over. I'm busy dealing with my own depression, I'm not going to let a finale written by a trash man ruin all my efforts.
I'm very happy with everything I've been through with the fandom, it's been an amazing time, but now I'm just feeling very overwhelmed by the amount of people who are venting and raging about the finale.
Please don't forget that this is fiction. And that fandoms have this amazing ability to: create more of it.
Don't forget that this was originally a single book. Everything that's been given after season 1 was just extra content. You can make the choice that you want; but you're not obligated to see the last two seasons as canon just because they were professionally paid for.
I get the anger. But an ending, as shitty as you might think it is, doesn't mean that a fandom dies. Case and point: the Naruto and Harry Potter fandoms are about as strong as ever on AO3, despite being done for over a decade. So goes the Supernatural fandom, done for over 5 years.
Believe me, the power of spite in fandom creativity is very strong. Use it. đ
Sorry for the lack of art lately. Found myself emotionally and creatively drained after the finale. But anyway, I still can't stop thinking about The Hands.
[Please don't reupload my art!]