The Ineffable Con

21-23 August 2026

In aid of Alzheimer’s Research UK in memory of Sir Terry Pratchett

Virtual tickets are available from £5 and a waiting list for in person tickets, both on the link below!

https://www.theineffablecon.org.uk

Job 34: "For his eyes are upon the ways of man, and he seeth all his goings."

...well, one person in particular! 👀👀👀

You've got until 26 July to submit your Good Omens vid - old or new - for the TIC 7 vidshow!

More details here: 

https://www.theineffablecon.org.uk/tic7/vidshow/

For now, here's the TIC 6 opening vid for your delectation...

And the opposite of yesterday's question:

What acts of goodness has Aziraphale done over the years that makes Crowley pull this face of utter disbelief?!

TIC 7's Good Omens programme submissions close TOMORROW - more details here: 

https://www.theineffablecon.org.uk/tic7/tic7-programme-submission/

If you're looking for inspiration, check out our past panels on our website and on YouTube: 

Have you ever seen a more fed up face?!

What intentions has Crowley created over the years to give Aziraphale another reason to pull this face?

Open to online and in person entrants, there are five categories to choose from, including store-bought, homemade and non-A/C!

https://www.theineffablecon.org.uk/tic7/cosplay/

Get your photo in by 7 August!

Surely the face anyone would pull when faced with someone - 37th class scrivener or otherwise - who'd never tried tea!

What's your claim to "never tried it" fame - Bethany's possibly the only person in the world that's never seen any of GoT...

TIC 7's Good Omens programme submissions close on 17 July - more details here: 

https://www.theineffablecon.org.uk/tic7/tic7-programme-submission/

If you're looking for inspiration, check out our past panels on our website and on YouTube: 

Part of Psalm 38:

"I am feeble and utterly crushed; I groan in anguish of heart."

...remind you of anyone?

Did you know that Queen wrote a song called '39? 

Brian May (who wrote it) describes it as a "sci-fi folk song":

www.songfacts.com/facts/queen/39

In case it ever comes up in a pub quiz, 40 is the only number whose letters are in alphabetical order: f-o-r-t-y.

Job 8:2: “How long will you say such things? Your words are a blustering wind."

Our ineffable pair have DEFINITELY thrown that at one another a few times 😝

You've got until 26 July to submit your Good Omens vid - old or new - for the TIC 7 vidshow!

More details here: 

https://www.theineffablecon.org.uk/tic7/vidshow/

For now, here's the TIC 5 opening vid for your delectation...

Crowley's just told Aziraphale a really bad joke.

Our vote goes to:

What's the biggest cause of dry skin?

Towels.

TIC 7's Good Omens programme submissions close on 17 July - more details here: 

https://www.theineffablecon.org.uk/tic7/tic7-programme-submission/

If you're looking for inspiration, check out our past panels on our website and on YouTube: 

The Roman town of Londinium was founded in 43 AD.

What nice miracles has Aziraphale been creating there since then, that make Crowley pull this face?