independent roleplay blog for flight lieutenant jeff 'joker' moreau of the mass effect trilogy. comms by ang (30+, she/her). mostly canon compliant, but happy to plot. semi-selective. check out my rules before following.
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independent roleplay blog for flight lieutenant jeff 'joker' moreau of the mass effect trilogy. comms by ang (30+, she/her). mostly canon compliant, but happy to plot. semi-selective. check out my rules before following.

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SIMPLE ACTIONS
my first post is just some simple actions; plenty of room for you to decide what the reasoning or emotion behind the action is. feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please donβt edit or add on to the original post π
[COLLAR] - sender reaches out to smooth down / fix receiver's collar.
[RUFFLE] - sender ruffles receiver's hair.
[BRACE] - sender braces receiver under the elbow.
[FOREHEAD] - sender feels receiver's forehead.
[HANDS] - sender takes receiver's hands.
[NECKLACE] - sender fastens a necklace around receiver's neck.
[SHOULDER] - sender lays a hand on receiver's shoulder.
[SIT] - sender guides receiver to sit down on a chair / bed / wall / etc.
[LAY] - sender guides receiver by the shoulders to lay back.
[TUG] - sender tugs receiver's hand in an attempt to get them to follow.
[WAIST] - sender rests a hand against receiver's waist.
[SUPPORT] - sender pulls receiver's arm over their shoulder for support.
[DRINK] - sender sets something to drink down in front of receiver.
[FOOD] - sender sets something to eat down in front of receiver.
[BACK] - sender rubs a hand up and down receiver's back.
[COAT] - sender zips / buttons up receiver's coat for them.
[CHEEK] - sender brushes a thumb over receiver's cheek.
[NUZZLE] - sender nuzzles into receiver's neck.
[HUG] - sender tugs receiver in for a hug.
[CHIN] - sender tucks receiver in under their chin.
[LIFT] - sender lifts receiver off the ground (or attempts to).
[CARRY] - sender carries receiver to another location.
[HALT] - sender gently pulls receiver to a halt.
This is a tiny reminder to:Β
drink some water
grab a bite to eat
stand up and stretch
be kind to yourselfΒ <3
Send meΒ Β βπβΒ and Iβll respond with a letter that my muse would write to yours.Β
send meΒ Β βeavesdropβΒ Β and my muse will describe your muse like theyβre talking to a third party.Β

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ππππ π πππ ππ ππ πππ Β β‘ Β ππππππππ ππππππππ
Β Β always be kind to animals. Β β‘
βΒ Β youΒ liveΒ yourΒ entireΒ lifeΒ chasingΒ afterΒ attentionΒ Β &Β Β food .Β Β β βΒ Β howΒ couldΒ youΒ betrayΒ meΒ likeΒ this ??Β Β afterΒ allΒ iβveΒ doneΒ forΒ you .Β Β β βΒ Β iΒ wouldΒ chopΒ offΒ myΒ leftΒ armΒ forΒ you .Β Β β βΒ Β thereΒ areΒ thingsΒ inΒ lifeΒ thatΒ matterΒ moreΒ thanΒ food .Β Β β βΒ Β canΒ youΒ notΒ beΒ chaoticΒ forΒ fiveΒ minutes ??Β Β β βΒ Β youΒ areΒ literallyΒ crazy .Β Β β βΒ Β youβreΒ luckyΒ youβreΒ cute .Β Β β βΒ Β insteadΒ ofΒ aΒ bladderΒ ofΒ steel ,Β Β youΒ haveΒ aΒ bladderΒ ofΒ fuckingΒ paper .Β Β β βΒ Β donβtΒ giveΒ meΒ thatΒ lookΒ !!Β Β β βΒ Β stopΒ lookingΒ atΒ meΒ withΒ thoseΒ bigΒ olβΒ eyes .Β Β β βΒ Β doΒ youΒ reallyΒ haveΒ toΒ stareΒ atΒ meΒ whileΒ iβmΒ changing ??Β Β β βΒ Β atΒ leastΒ someoneΒ aroundΒ hereΒ isΒ happyΒ toΒ seeΒ me .Β Β β βΒ Β itβsΒ rudeΒ toΒ lickΒ someoneΒ withoutΒ permission .Β Β β βΒ Β oneΒ ofΒ theseΒ daysΒ ,Β Β youβreΒ gonnaΒ giveΒ meΒ aΒ fuckingΒ heartΒ attack .Β Β β βΒ Β yourΒ brainΒ isΒ probablyΒ smallerΒ thanΒ myΒ fist .Β Β iΒ loveΒ you .Β Β β βΒ Β everyΒ timeΒ iΒ seeΒ youΒ iΒ suddenlyΒ rememberΒ thatΒ lifeΒ isΒ worthΒ living .Β Β β βΒ Β yourΒ littleΒ babyΒ sneezeΒ justΒ curedΒ myΒ depression .Β Β β βΒ Β youΒ areΒ myΒ onlyΒ sourceΒ ofΒ serotoninΒ atΒ thisΒ point .Β Β β βΒ Β see ,Β Β youΒ knowΒ youβreΒ cute .Β Β thatβsΒ theΒ problem .Β Β youβreΒ tooΒ powerful .Β Β β βΒ Β iΒ trustΒ thatΒ youΒ wouldΒ biteΒ theΒ anklesΒ ofΒ myΒ enemies .Β Β β βΒ Β iΒ knowΒ youΒ donβt likeΒ beingΒ pickedΒ up ,Β Β butΒ youΒ areΒ soΒ small .Β Β youΒ donβtΒ haveΒ rights .Β β βΒ Β what ??Β Β noΒ Β βΒ blessΒ you ?Β βΒ Β iβllΒ rememberΒ that .Β Β β βΒ Β youβreΒ beingΒ tooΒ quietΒ Β β¦Β Β whatΒ haveΒ youΒ doneΒ ?Β Β β βΒ Β itβsΒ amazingΒ howΒ youΒ makeΒ everythingΒ 100Β timesΒ betterΒ justΒ byΒ existing .Β β βΒ Β iΒ loveΒ youΒ moreΒ thanΒ anyoneΒ hasΒ everΒ lovedΒ anythingΒ inΒ thisΒ entireΒ world .Β Β β βΒ Β iΒ amΒ startingΒ toΒ thinkΒ youΒ mightΒ beΒ gay .Β Β β βΒ Β ifΒ anyoneΒ isΒ everΒ meanΒ toΒ you ,Β Β iΒ willΒ breakΒ allΒ ofΒ theirΒ fingersΒ individually .Β Β β
* [Β DIALOGUE PROMPTSΒ ] :Β feelings are complicated.Β
below, iβve compiled a list of [ 50 ] dialogue prompts for your writing and roleplaying needs, all about denying those feelings. inspired by songs, tv series/film, and my daily daydreaming. some of these work as an almost accidental declaration of love, coming to terms with your emotions, or digging yourself deeper into that denial. there are prompts for your ship or a third-party looking in on their mess.
[Β ONEΒ ] :Β Β β have you heard about how iβm supposedly in love with you ? β
[ Β TWO Β ] : Β β i never said i was in love with you. β
[ Β THREE Β ] : β i hate you. β
[ Β FOUR Β ] : Β β if somebody i was still in love with was getting serious with somebody else iβd be pretty upset too. β
[ Β FIVE Β ] : Β β please, i would rather swallow shards of glass than ever date you. β
[ Β SIX Β ] : Β β being physically attracted to you doesnβt mean iβm in love with you. β
[ Β SEVEN Β ] : Β β being in love with you doesnβt mean i want to be with you. β
[ Β EIGHT Β ] : Β β nothing is ever going to happen between us. β
[ Β NINE Β ] : Β β i donβt feel that way about you anymore. β
[ Β TEN Β ] : Β β youβre over me ? when.. when were you under me ? β
[ Β ELEVEN Β ] : Β β deny it all you want but i know you love me. β
[ Β TWELVE Β ] : Β β it doesnβt have to mean anything. β
[ Β THIRTEEN Β ] : Β β so denial isnβt just a river in egypt. β
[ Β FOURTEEN Β ] : Β β how do you really feel ? β
[ Β FIFTEEN Β ] : Β β just be honest for once in your life. β
[ Β SIXTEEN Β ] : Β β admitting your feelings isnβt going to kill you. β
[ Β SEVENTEEN Β ] : Β β youβre so in denial, even you donβt know how you really feel. β
[ Β EIGHTEEN Β ] : Β β i donβt believe you. β
[ Β NINETEEN Β ] : Β β does me dating them bother you ? β
[ Β TWENTY Β ] : β thereβs nothing else to talk about. β
[ Β TWENY-ONE Β ] : Β β we could yβknowβ¦ it doesnβt have to change anything. β
[ Β TWENTY-TWO Β ] : β βno homoβ is really starting to sound like homo, bro. β
[ Β TWENTY-THREE Β ] : Β β everyone else can see it but you. β
[ Β TWENTY-FOUR Β ] : Β β i might be in love with you. β
[ Β TWENTY-FIVE Β ] : Β β i only said all those things because i felt sorry for you. β
[ Β TWENTY-SIX Β ] : Β β do you really hate me that much ? β
[ Β TWENY-SEVEN Β ] : Β β youβve been avoiding me and i donβt know why. β
[ Β TWENTY-EIGHT Β ] : Β β oh, i know you donβt like me. itβs because i know you love me. β
[ Β TWENTY-NINE Β ] :Β Β β i thought you knew ! β
[ THIRTY Β ] : Β β you canβt act this way every time i fuck somebody that isnβt you ! β
[ Β THIRTY-ONE Β ] : Β β does everybody know that iβm in love with them except for me ? β
[ Β THIRTY-TWO Β ] : β i donβt want anybody else touching you like i do. β
[ Β THIRTY-THREE Β ] :Β Β β clearly i still have feelings for them but feelings donβt have to mean love. β
[ Β THIRTY-FOURΒ ] : Β β yeah, so ? you had feelings for me first ! β
[ Β THIRTY-FIVEΒ ] : Β β we could kiss ? nobody needs to know. β
[Β THIRTY-SIXΒ ] : Β β even if i did have feelings for you, what would it matter? you donβt feel the same way about me. β
[ Β THIRTY-SEVENΒ ] : Β β does this mean something ? β
[ Β THIRTY-EIGHTΒ ] : Β β this can mean somethingβ¦ if you want it to ? β
[ Β THIRTY-NINEΒ ] : Β β i wish i never met you. β
[ Β FORTYΒ ] : Β β you canβt be angry with them for moving on. β
[ Β FORTY-ONE ] : Β β i donβt trust that you wonβt break my heart. β
[ Β FORTY-TWOΒ ] : Β β you donβt get to pick and choose who i date unless you want to volunteer yourself ! β
[ Β FORTY-THREEΒ ] : Β β we shouldnβt do that again. β
[ Β FORTY-FOURΒ ] : Β β i donβt know what about this scares you so much. β
[ Β FORTY-FIVEΒ ] : Β β you never know what might happen if you put yourself out there. β
[ Β FORTY-SIXΒ ] : Β β i never said i hated you. β
[ Β FORTY-SEVENΒ ] : Β β donβt you find it suspicious that you canβt talk about how you really feel about me/them? β
[ Β FORTY-EIGHTΒ ] : Β β i should have never kissed you. βΒ
[ Β FORTY-NINEΒ ] : Β β I donβt want to be your friend. β
[ Β FIFTYΒ ] : Β β i think you think about me sometimes. β
Bruises and Bruising
WORDS
βWhere did you get those?β
βIs thatβ¦. somebodyβs hand?β
βIs thatβ¦ a bootprint?β
βItβll look worse before it looks better.β
βCome on. Letβs get it wrapped up.β
βDo you want some painkillers?β
βLet me guess, I should βsee the other guyβ?β
βHowβd you get a black eye?β
βI know you donβt do it on purpose, but I wish youβd stop coming home bruised.β
βI like the new look. It suits you.β
βOuch, that looks like it hurts.β
βTalk to me.β
βYou shouldnβt end up with bruises because you disagree with them. You know that, right?β
βWill you tell me how it happened?β
βCome and sit with me.β
ACTIONS
(send β+reverseβ to reverse the roles, or specify which muse is which!)
[sit] β sender comes and sits next to a bruised receiver. no words, just warmth.
[care] β sender provides physical care for receiverβs bruises (ice pack, wrapping them up, etc)
[shower] β sender takes one look at a bruised and bloody receiver, and goes to run them a shower. hot showers fix everything.
[offer] β sender has something they know receiver will want, and because receiver has had a bad enough day as it is, sender gives it to them. itβs the little things.
[stay] β sender offers receiver a place to stay, so that β wherever they got these bruises β they donβt have to go back.
[concussion] β sender checks receiver for a concussion, because itβs very possible receiver has one.
[home] β sender has no physical way of helping receiver out of this situation, but they offer out their hand anyway. just to hold onto (and to not let go).
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NOTE:Β if you have a multimuse blog, write as many muses as you have; if youβd like, feel free to give your muse aΒ βtitleβ to describe them!
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"Hey, Commander, y'know I had my doubts about the Council, but after years of ignoring your warning, they're finally willing to step up and tell us they just can't help. Did they at least validate our parking?"
independent, semi-selective, roleplay of jeff 'joker' moreau from the mass effect trilogy. multi-muse, multi-ship, and original character friendly. open to more verses. discord available to active mutuals upon request. beloved by pear.
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JOKER & SHEPARD.
Mass Effect III Legendary Edition | βΆ dev. Bioware
Kaidan has so many roles
favorite mshoker moments 22/β

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The Joker comic I talked about is finally here!
I can't lie, I was pretty disappointed with how the reunion with Joker went in ME2. Out of all the characters, his should have been the most emotionally impactful (he saw Shepard die!!) yet all we got was "Sup?" as though Joker wouldn't have spent the 2 years dealing with insane survivor's guilt. Well to that I say pthhbt. My Shepard would have been beside herself seeing him again for the first time, so he's getting hugged whether he likes it or not.
Also while this is technically part of my ongoing Shakarian comic, please feel free to interpret this as romantic as well as platonic.
Part 1 β’ Previous Part
commission for @sephraem of their favourite snarky space pilot. π