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independent roleplay blog for flight lieutenant jeff 'joker' moreau of the mass effect trilogy. comms by ang (30+, she/her). mostly canon compliant, but happy to plot. semi-selective. check out my rules before following.

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SIMPLE ACTIONS
my first post is just some simple actions; plenty of room for you to decide what the reasoning or emotion behind the action is. feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please donât edit or add on to the original post đ
[COLLAR] - sender reaches out to smooth down / fix receiver's collar.
[RUFFLE] - sender ruffles receiver's hair.
[BRACE] - sender braces receiver under the elbow.
[FOREHEAD] - sender feels receiver's forehead.
[HANDS] - sender takes receiver's hands.
[NECKLACE] - sender fastens a necklace around receiver's neck.
[SHOULDER] - sender lays a hand on receiver's shoulder.
[SIT] - sender guides receiver to sit down on a chair / bed / wall / etc.
[LAY] - sender guides receiver by the shoulders to lay back.
[TUG] - sender tugs receiver's hand in an attempt to get them to follow.
[WAIST] - sender rests a hand against receiver's waist.
[SUPPORT] - sender pulls receiver's arm over their shoulder for support.
[DRINK] - sender sets something to drink down in front of receiver.
[FOOD] - sender sets something to eat down in front of receiver.
[BACK] - sender rubs a hand up and down receiver's back.
[COAT] - sender zips / buttons up receiver's coat for them.
[CHEEK] - sender brushes a thumb over receiver's cheek.
[NUZZLE] - sender nuzzles into receiver's neck.
[HUG] - sender tugs receiver in for a hug.
[CHIN] - sender tucks receiver in under their chin.
[LIFT] - sender lifts receiver off the ground (or attempts to).
[CARRY] - sender carries receiver to another location.
[HALT] - sender gently pulls receiver to a halt.
This is a tiny reminder to:Â
drink some water
grab a bite to eat
stand up and stretch
be kind to yourself <3
Send me  âđâ and Iâll respond with a letter that my muse would write to yours.Â
send me  âeavesdropâ  and my muse will describe your muse like theyâre talking to a third party.Â

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  always be kind to animals.  âĄ
â  you live your entire life chasing after attention  &  food .  â â  how could you betray me like this ??  after all iâve done for you .  â â  i would chop off my left arm for you .  â â  there are things in life that matter more than food .  â â  can you not be chaotic for five minutes ??  â â  you are literally crazy .  â â  youâre lucky youâre cute .  â â  instead of a bladder of steel ,  you have a bladder of fucking paper .  â â  donât give me that look !!  â â  stop looking at me with those big olâ eyes .  â â  do you really have to stare at me while iâm changing ??  â â  at least someone around here is happy to see me .  â â  itâs rude to lick someone without permission .  â â  one of these days ,  youâre gonna give me a fucking heart attack .  â â  your brain is probably smaller than my fist .  i love you .  â â  every time i see you i suddenly remember that life is worth living .  â â  your little baby sneeze just cured my depression .  â â  you are my only source of serotonin at this point .  â â  see ,  you know youâre cute .  thatâs the problem .  youâre too powerful .  â â  i trust that you would bite the ankles of my enemies .  â â  i know you donât like being picked up ,  but you are so small .  you donât have rights . â â  what ??  no  â bless you ? â  iâll remember that .  â â  youâre being too quiet  âĻ  what have you done ?  â â  itâs amazing how you make everything 100 times better just by existing . â â  i love you more than anyone has ever loved anything in this entire world .  â â  i am starting to think you might be gay .  â â  if anyone is ever mean to you ,  i will break all of their fingers individually .  â
* [Â DIALOGUE PROMPTSÂ ] :Â feelings are complicated.Â
below, iâve compiled a list of [ 50 ] dialogue prompts for your writing and roleplaying needs, all about denying those feelings. inspired by songs, tv series/film, and my daily daydreaming. some of these work as an almost accidental declaration of love, coming to terms with your emotions, or digging yourself deeper into that denial. there are prompts for your ship or a third-party looking in on their mess.
[Â ONEÂ ] :Â Â â have you heard about how iâm supposedly in love with you ? â
[ Â TWO Â ] : Â â i never said i was in love with you. â
[ Â THREE Â ] : â i hate you. â
[ Â FOUR Â ] : Â â if somebody i was still in love with was getting serious with somebody else iâd be pretty upset too. â
[ Â FIVE Â ] : Â â please, i would rather swallow shards of glass than ever date you. â
[ Â SIX Â ] : Â â being physically attracted to you doesnât mean iâm in love with you. â
[ Â SEVEN Â ] : Â â being in love with you doesnât mean i want to be with you. â
[ Â EIGHT Â ] : Â â nothing is ever going to happen between us. â
[ Â NINE Â ] : Â â i donât feel that way about you anymore. â
[ Â TEN Â ] : Â â youâre over me ? when.. when were you under me ? â
[ Â ELEVEN Â ] : Â â deny it all you want but i know you love me. â
[ Â TWELVE Â ] : Â â it doesnât have to mean anything. â
[ Â THIRTEEN Â ] : Â â so denial isnât just a river in egypt. â
[ Â FOURTEEN Â ] : Â â how do you really feel ? â
[ Â FIFTEEN Â ] : Â â just be honest for once in your life. â
[ Â SIXTEEN Â ] : Â â admitting your feelings isnât going to kill you. â
[ Â SEVENTEEN Â ] : Â â youâre so in denial, even you donât know how you really feel. â
[ Â EIGHTEEN Â ] : Â â i donât believe you. â
[ Â NINETEEN Â ] : Â â does me dating them bother you ? â
[ Â TWENTY Â ] : â thereâs nothing else to talk about. â
[  TWENY-ONE  ] :  â we could yâknowâĻ it doesnât have to change anything. â
[ Â TWENTY-TWO Â ] : â âno homoâ is really starting to sound like homo, bro. â
[ Â TWENTY-THREE Â ] : Â â everyone else can see it but you. â
[ Â TWENTY-FOUR Â ] : Â â i might be in love with you. â
[ Â TWENTY-FIVE Â ] : Â â i only said all those things because i felt sorry for you. â
[ Â TWENTY-SIX Â ] : Â â do you really hate me that much ? â
[ Â TWENY-SEVEN Â ] : Â â youâve been avoiding me and i donât know why. â
[ Â TWENTY-EIGHT Â ] : Â â oh, i know you donât like me. itâs because i know you love me. â
[ Â TWENTY-NINE Â ] :Â Â â i thought you knew ! â
[ THIRTY Â ] : Â â you canât act this way every time i fuck somebody that isnât you ! â
[ Â THIRTY-ONE Â ] : Â â does everybody know that iâm in love with them except for me ? â
[ Â THIRTY-TWO Â ] : â i donât want anybody else touching you like i do. â
[ Â THIRTY-THREE Â ] :Â Â â clearly i still have feelings for them but feelings donât have to mean love. â
[ Â THIRTY-FOURÂ ] : Â â yeah, so ? you had feelings for me first ! â
[ Â THIRTY-FIVEÂ ] : Â â we could kiss ? nobody needs to know. â
[Â THIRTY-SIXÂ ] : Â â even if i did have feelings for you, what would it matter? you donât feel the same way about me. â
[ Â THIRTY-SEVENÂ ] : Â â does this mean something ? â
[  THIRTY-EIGHT ] :  â this can mean somethingâĻ if you want it to ? â
[ Â THIRTY-NINEÂ ] : Â â i wish i never met you. â
[ Â FORTYÂ ] : Â â you canât be angry with them for moving on. â
[ Â FORTY-ONE ] : Â â i donât trust that you wonât break my heart. â
[ Â FORTY-TWOÂ ] : Â â you donât get to pick and choose who i date unless you want to volunteer yourself ! â
[ Â FORTY-THREEÂ ] : Â â we shouldnât do that again. â
[ Â FORTY-FOURÂ ] : Â â i donât know what about this scares you so much. â
[ Â FORTY-FIVEÂ ] : Â â you never know what might happen if you put yourself out there. â
[ Â FORTY-SIXÂ ] : Â â i never said i hated you. â
[ Â FORTY-SEVENÂ ] : Â â donât you find it suspicious that you canât talk about how you really feel about me/them? â
[  FORTY-EIGHT ] :  â i should have never kissed you. âÂ
[ Â FORTY-NINEÂ ] : Â â I donât want to be your friend. â
[ Â FIFTYÂ ] : Â â i think you think about me sometimes. â
Bruises and Bruising
WORDS
âWhere did you get those?â
âIs thatâĻ. somebodyâs hand?â
âIs thatâĻ a bootprint?â
âItâll look worse before it looks better.â
âCome on. Letâs get it wrapped up.â
âDo you want some painkillers?â
âLet me guess, I should âsee the other guyâ?â
âHowâd you get a black eye?â
âI know you donât do it on purpose, but I wish youâd stop coming home bruised.â
âI like the new look. It suits you.â
âOuch, that looks like it hurts.â
âTalk to me.â
âYou shouldnât end up with bruises because you disagree with them. You know that, right?â
âWill you tell me how it happened?â
âCome and sit with me.â
ACTIONS
(send â+reverseâ to reverse the roles, or specify which muse is which!)
[sit] â sender comes and sits next to a bruised receiver. no words, just warmth.
[care] â sender provides physical care for receiverâs bruises (ice pack, wrapping them up, etc)
[shower] â sender takes one look at a bruised and bloody receiver, and goes to run them a shower. hot showers fix everything.
[offer] â sender has something they know receiver will want, and because receiver has had a bad enough day as it is, sender gives it to them. itâs the little things.
[stay] â sender offers receiver a place to stay, so that â wherever they got these bruises â they donât have to go back.
[concussion] â sender checks receiver for a concussion, because itâs very possible receiver has one.
[home] â sender has no physical way of helping receiver out of this situation, but they offer out their hand anyway. just to hold onto (and to not let go).
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NOTE: if you have a multimuse blog, write as many muses as you have; if youâd like, feel free to give your muse a âtitleâ to describe them!
Characters in alphabetical order can be found HERE
"Hey, Commander, y'know I had my doubts about the Council, but after years of ignoring your warning, they're finally willing to step up and tell us they just can't help. Did they at least validate our parking?"
independent, semi-selective, roleplay of jeff 'joker' moreau from the mass effect trilogy. multi-muse, multi-ship, and original character friendly. open to more verses. discord available to active mutuals upon request. beloved by pear.
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JOKER & SHEPARD.
Mass Effect III Legendary Edition | âļ dev. Bioware
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The Joker comic I talked about is finally here!
I can't lie, I was pretty disappointed with how the reunion with Joker went in ME2. Out of all the characters, his should have been the most emotionally impactful (he saw Shepard die!!) yet all we got was "Sup?" as though Joker wouldn't have spent the 2 years dealing with insane survivor's guilt. Well to that I say pthhbt. My Shepard would have been beside herself seeing him again for the first time, so he's getting hugged whether he likes it or not.
Also while this is technically part of my ongoing Shakarian comic, please feel free to interpret this as romantic as well as platonic.
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commission for @sephraem of their favourite snarky space pilot. đ