Burrowing Owl (Athene cunicularia) feeding on elk (Cervus canadensis) carcass

Skull of a two-faced bottlenose dolphin prepared by Enault & Auclair-Kraniata osteology.

Too few of the people who follow me have hopped aboard this train and that needs to change, and I think I know my audience well enough to know how to do it. Hey! Hey you guys! You like monsters, right? You follow me, of course you fucking do. Well check these monsters out!

Nasty, gloppy little guys, right? Well they're all over this game from the very first chapter on, and they're just the tip of the iceberg. Do you want a classic sack-over-the-face Friday Part II Jason looking motherfucker?

He's in it from the very first chapter on, too. You can even give him a little smooch. I'm not kidding, you can do that.

And there's so many others! But since showing them is something of a spoiler, I'm going to place them after the cut. You can look if you haven't played, though, I'm pretty sure the lack of context provided will still keep you mostly in the dark - but if you want their appearance to be a total surprise, don't look and instead JUST PLAY THE DAMN GAME!

And yes that's the same Ellison family that owns Oracle and now tiktok. Same Ellison family that owns CBS. The same Ellison family that donated millions to the IDF.

Blanket Octopus Spotted in The Gulf of Mexico

I. PESTILENCE |

"Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, "Come!" I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer."

First of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse for my new series of the Hell Employees project! Celebrating the Year of Horse in style...in a way.