The Nerfarious Starbird

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

everyone says “cumplane truth serum” this, and “qijiu truth serum” that. what about binghe getting the truth serum?? where are those fics??? he has no crucial information to reveal, but BY GOD is he going to give everyone an aneurism talking about how he’s honored to prepare his shizun’s baths because he thinks there’s a small chance he might get to see his shizun naked.

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

18. it’s now legally allowed to vote, drive and buy hard liquors in a lot of countries

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls