i’ve wanted out of vet med for so long and now it’s finally happening lol and i’m scared and i am not sure what this new job will be like but it has to be better than this

lol

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

There is no form of self-degradation more humiliating than defending Tory Lanez. At least the idiots who deluded themselves into thinking that Johnny Depp was innocent did so because they felt some misguided parasocial connection to him via his roles in beloved childhood films. Who the fuck was even a Tory Lanez fan before he shot Megan? He was a C-list rapper from the start. The guy is an opening act for G-Eazy and people are tripping over themselves to be a dumbass in defense of his honor

i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome