fucked up and evil

what should i get at ihop

I need everyone to get more normal about the concept of unaligned nonbinary people. right now

*throws exquisitely crafted bong onto the ground, shattering it into 1000 pathetic little pieces* ANOTHER!!

Ate moldy chocolate. What’s next for my career?

food poisoning

Please

No

i listened to my body and it's asking for substances

DONG KNOB is so THROBBED wanna BOB my KNOB and BONG my DONG so I can THROB and KNOB my fat DONG KNOB till I GUH and GAH so STOOPID on my BOBBING THROBBING DONG KNOB and DONG DUMB so DONGED that my DONG keeps getting BOBBED by my greasy HANDJOBBING so I can get WEERD with WEENER and BONG some more so my DONG KNOB gets the SWEET SPOT on the underside of my KNOB gets BOBBED by my finger till I wanna GA-GA-GOON on GOON GAS and WEED BONG and THROB my aching KNOB so I GOON on my GREASY HANDJOBBED KNOB and make myself a STOOPID DONG KNOBBER and DING DONG down DUMBER on GOON GAS and DUMB DONG so I can KNOB my fat DONG KNOB and HUFF and GOON and SHAFT PUMP my DUMB DONG and HUFF again on GOON GAS so I can MILK myself and POP my DING DONG and DUMB down till I KNOB THROB MILK REPEAT.

How about a like and a reblog

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed