1.8 Meter Maiden

business formal ✨

Late 20s repressed lesbian who just accepted the idea that she might not be straight meets early 20s professional sapphic who first kissed a girl when she was 12

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

me: because you're tall

if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4

he is he's very pretty

which is to say that yes, he is kronk

fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts

Art of the wives.

Like it hasn't registered for her cause she's so focused on others meanwhile Milly is like "she's been my girlfriend for about a year now"

Trigun, episode 15: Demon's Eye

girlssss girls girlssss