just how gud do you wanna git?

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

you should be able to go home early if youre a little tired and want to smoke weed

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

this looks like something that would show up in homestuck via alchemy and the narrator would immediately say "you have no idea why anyone would ever want to make this."

the fresno nightcrawlers

(Does a big shounen anime style powerup sequence with screaming and flexing and when the dust settles I am comfortably snug in bed surrounded by beloved plushies)

S-such power! She’s already asleep?!

Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds