Red Dwarf quotes... but different.
Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your giblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.”
"Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign."
"I've been so worried I haven't buffed my shoes in my two days."
Rimmer: "I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy."
Rimmer: "Dry white wine and Perrier, please."
Rimmer, Gunmen of the Apocalypse
“I tell you one thing. I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."
Lister, Demons and Angels
I wondered what Badly‑Translated Japanese RPG English Red dwarf quotes would end up like.. I had a bit of fun with a few other styles.
🗡️ 1. Badly‑Translated Japanese RPG English
“Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your giblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.”
“Please depart from my destiny path, or I shall remove your sacred bird‑organs and place the Great Onion of Seasoning into the mouth of loneliness you possess.”
"Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign."
“If you believe it is extreme, then so it is. But we must strike with strong power and fast courage, using the Legendary Leaflet Technique of Great Impact.”
"I've been so worried I haven't buffed my shoes in my two days."
“My heart is trembling with worry. For two whole sun‑cycles, I have not polished the sacred foot‑armour.”
“I’ve been to a parallel universe… but I never thought in my entire life I’d taste an edible Pot Noodle."
“I have journeyed to mirrored worlds, battled the reverse‑flow of time, and birthed twin star‑children… yet never did I imagine the Pot Noodle of Edibility would appear before me.”
“Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your giblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.”
“Right, do us a favour and jog on, yeah? Before I yank out yer bleedin’ innards and wedge a big ol’ onion in that gob you ain’t never snogged with.”
"Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major leaflet campaign."
“Say it’s over the top if ya want, but I reckon we go in ’ard and go in quick — proper full‑on leaflet blitz, no muckin’ about.”
"I've been so worried I haven't buffed my shoes in my two days."
“I’ve been that stressed I ain’t even polished me shoes for two whole bleedin’ days.”
“I never thought in my entire life I’d taste an edible Pot Noodle."
“I’ve seen some right weird stuff, but I never thought I’d live long enough to eat a Pot Noodle that ain’t rank.”
“Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your giblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.”
“Alright pal, how ’bout you get the hell outta here before I rip out your damn insides and shove a big seasoned onion in that mouth nobody’s ever wanted to kiss.”
"Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major leaflet campaign."
“You think it’s extreme? Fine. But I’m sayin’ we go in hard, go in fast — big leaflet push, real serious stuff.”
"I've been so worried I haven't buffed my shoes in my two days."
“I’ve been so freakin’ stressed I ain’t even shined my shoes for two damn days.”
“I never thought in my entire life I’d taste an edible Pot Noodle."
“I been through some wild crap, but I never thought I’d live to see a Pot Noodle that actually tastes like food.”
“Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your giblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with.”
“Listen, friend — walk away nice and slow, or I’m gonna pull out parts of you the doc don’t even got names for, and then I’m stuffin’ an onion in that useless mouth of yours.”
"Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major leaflet campaign."
“You can call it extreme, sure. But we’re hittin’ this thing hard, hittin’ it fast — full‑scale leaflet operation. Nobody’s gonna forget it.”
"I've been so worried I haven't buffed my shoes in my two days."
“I been so damn tense I ain’t even shined my shoes for two days. That ain’t like me.”
“I never thought in my entire life I’d taste an edible Pot Noodle."
“I seen universes fold, time run backwards, miracles happen… but an edible Pot Noodle? That’s the real freakin’ shock.”
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