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Alvaro Morte and Pedro Alonso came up with their own headcanons for Berlin and the Professor and it’s just beautiful.

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Bae : tell me something sexy in Spanish
Me : Quiero proponerte un negocio: un atraco… un atraco singular. Estoy buscando a gente que no tiene mucho que perder. Como te suenan 2.400 millones de euro?
Howl: For this mission, I wore the perfect disguise to make sure I was never noticed by anyone. Something so drab and uninspiring-
Sophie: I feel this is going to be a dig at me.
Howl: I wore Sophie’s clothes.
Sophie: There it is.
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Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave
“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”
I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.
And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”
Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language. They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)
So they definitely knew she was pregnant.
And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“
Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.
Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.
The Signs As Vocaloid Songs They Should Listen To
Aries: KOKORO
Taurus: Portrait Of The Pirate F
Gemini: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretends To Be Dead
Cancer: hatsune miku english “fuck it” original song
Leo: Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!
Virgo: The Tale Of A 10 Year Old Vampire Queen
Libra: Judgement of Corruption
Scorpio: Tarantula
Sagittarius: Breaking Things into Pieces
Capricorn: iNSaNiTY
Aquarius: I Don’t Care Who, Somebody Go Out With Me!
Peixes: Deep Sea Girl
“Now Colin, you’ve always been seen as a romantic lead to the ladies. How did you apply this to a gay context? Was it difficult for you? How did you-”
Hero.
Not just that he said it, but that he seemed really angry that he had to.
We don’t deserve him.
Girl is a cop
I’m not defending her or anything but honestly, what do you expect? She’s a mainstream American politician. She might be better than most but if any politician at this point ran on a platform of not deporting anyone then they’d instantly be seen as too radical and “idealistic” by the media and the general public. I mean it took us a very long time before most people got on board with the idea that having a health care system similar to basically every other first world country wasn’t too radical.
The context for this was that a 95-year old Nazi war-crime suspect who happened to live in the district for which she is running for Congress was finally deported (he was actually ordered to be deported 2004 but no country would accept him until now, when Germany finally agreed), and the GOP attacked her for it, and then when she clarified that yes, she still wants to abolish ICE but some deportation will be necessary, like the deportation of Nazis suspected of being war criminals, the left attacked her for that, because that makes her a cop.
Reblogging for that last comment, because I’m seeing too many earlier versions of this making the rounds. This is literally what Ocasio-Cortez made that tweet in response to, conservatives @ -ing her on twitter and referencing this statement, trying to turn it into a gotcha moment:
“Now that ICE has literally removed a Nazi from her backyard, where does Ocasio-Cortez stand?” the RNC asked in a statement.
That is a very specific form of deportation she was specifically asked about, and her answer didn’t actually allude to any other form of deportation. And as she pointed out, an entire agency with broad over-reaching powers like ICE doesn’t actually need to exist to handle that kind of deportation because there’s not enough instances of it to justify needing that kind of agency to handle it. Hence why like, we didn’t even have an agency like ICE before 2003.
The right targeting someone they don’t like shouldn’t be a reason in and of itself for us to defend that person and anything shitty they did, like happened with Gunn. Fuck that guy, but not because the right targeted him, but because regardless of who dug up his dirt, he was dirty as fuck and people should know that.
But the right targeting someone they don’t like should be a reason to at least take two minutes to make sure the shitty thing they’re accused of saying or doing is ACTUALLY a thing they did, and not an ACTUAL smear job, as opposed to what happened with Gunn, whose own actions and words are what actually made him indefensible.
We have to keep in mind that the GOP and their mouthpieces do not care about telling the truth or about telling lies. They only care about advancing their agendas, and both the truth and lies are tools they’re equally willing to use whenever it benefits their agenda. So sometimes, they’ll twist the truth or blatantly lie, but other times, they’ll present stuff factually because like hey, plenty of Democrats are shitty people too and the right isn’t going to bother making shit up to make them look bad if they don’t have to because they already did plenty to make themselves look bad.
Ideally, you need to be questioning everything right now. I know that’s like, a lot to ask, and its just not viable for everyone all of the time. But if you don’t have the spoons for that you at least should consider not signalboosting stuff you haven’t taken the time to verify yourself, for whatever reason. At least as we get closer and closer to the midterms. Because you are going to be seeing a lot more stuff like this popping up more and more frequently in the next couple of months, because our cynicism is the right’s greatest weapon against us at this present moment in time.
They KNOW we’re tired. They KNOW we’re frustrated. They KNOW most of us have no faith in the government, including the Democratic party. They KNOW most of us are pessimistic about whether or not our votes even matter at this point, given the rampant corruption in our government and how weak the official responses to that corruption are.
They know all this and they are absolutely committed to weaponizing that exhaustion and cynicism and using it to convince people not to bother showing up at the polls to vote in November, to make them feel it won’t make any difference and it’s not worth getting our hopes up.
But just keep in mind…..they’re the ones in control of our government right now, the ones with their hands on the button. They’re the ones who know just how far their corruption extends and just how much power to cheat the system they actually have. The GOP leadership are the only ones in the country who ACTUALLY know whether or not the midterm elections and the possibility of Democrats taking back more control of the government is a legitimate threat to them.
So, the fact that even with all their corruption and rule-breaking and foreign hacking and stacking the deck at every possible turn….that even with all that, the GOP leadership are still hellbent on pulling out the stops and trying to convince Democrats not to bother showing up, trying to close polling stations, trying to purge registered voters from the rolls, trying to enact legislation to fuck with us…..that’s what we should REALLY be paying attention to.
The people who are best positioned to know how much power they truly have a firm grip on, and how firm or shaky that grip actually is, are telling us everything we need to know with how determined they are to keep people from voting blue in two months.
YOU DON’T TRY THIS HARD TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM VOTING IF THEIR VOTES AREN’T AN ACTUAL THREAT TO YOU.

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no griffin!! dogs can’t have grapes!!
I need to squish my face against a boy’s stomach to relieve my stress
i need to squish my face against a boy’s stomach to relieve my stress
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favorite story: apparently, while filming “black swan,” the director would try to pit mila kunis and natalie portman against each other, telling them that the other woman was doing a better job, in hopes of making their characters’ rivalry seem more authentic. but it completely backfired, since instead of getting angry or competitive, natalie and mila would just congratulate each other on doing such good work.
Directors who do stuff like this are pieces of shit
What men think women are like verses what women are actually like
# does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?
When you don’t understand her but you’re already thinking about how many dogs you’ll have when you’re married

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When are we going to stop pretending girls don’t have hair on their boobs, between their boobs, around their nips, on their ass, on their upper lip, between their brows, on their cheeks, etc?
On their belly, on their toes, on their back, literally everywhere men grow hair
humans grow hair everywhere except on the palms of their hands and soles of their feet. this hair can rank from light blond and soft to dark and wiry, regardless of sex or gender of the person. shaving all of it is a mess and plucking it hurts like hell. humans are just animals with less thick fur. you wouldn’t shame a female animal for having as much fur as a male one, so stop doing that with humans.
reminder to my fellow trans girls freaking out about having hair there
my opinions on racism will always be limited as I’m from a position of white privilege, so whilst it’s so important to call out racial inequality and oppression when I see it, it’s also important for me to recognise that my voice should not shout over those who have actually experienced racism and have a far better understanding of how it operates then I ever will
so many people on tumblr dont seem to get this
All my white followers take a gander