Je ne suis pas apprivoisé

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

And the wisest monk said "young one, you reject the unenlightened ways of Hazbin Hotel, but not three years ago, I recall you posting twink Wheatley in great enthusiasm. You must not hate what you discard on the path to enlightenment. All of our old selves are within us, and we must imagine them lezzing out."

I hope your favorite blonde haired blue eyed character has a black person cast to portray them

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

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