This greedy piggy calls himself a āGreek godā like weāre not looking at aĀ temple that switched from marble to marshmallow. Youāre not Zeus or Apollo, more likeĀ a-pollo of seconds and thirds. Talking about divine physique while your shirt is doing a full Olympic event just trying to stay closed. Those tight clothes are out here competing in theĀ Hercules endurance trials. The Greek god you look like the most is Dionysus, the god of wine and excess. Not the strength, not the aesthetics⦠just theĀ overindulgence sponsorship deal is the thing you two have in common. You stand there like youāve descended from Mount Olympus, but the only thing youāve been ascending lately is portion sizes. Your huge soft paunch is looking like Mount Olympus itself. This isnāt a āgodly formā, itās aĀ feast that never ended. Still got the confidence of a Greek god though, Iāll give you that, because it takes real fat, uhm faith, to look like that and still introduce yourself as aĀ mythological standard.
He actually gained some stretch marks from his day 1 weight loss video. Hmmm...




















