Musings of a Moogle.

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

Best duo.

The most ambitious crossover

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

Mermaids first hoarded treasure to keep the sea clean, storing them in coves and land for humans to collect. Pirate: Arrghh, X marks the spot but where’s the treasure? Mermaid, holding worthless bags of jewelry: Sorry I’m late! Pirate: Wha- Mermaid: Is this for trash or recycling?

Mermaid misses a load of pirates by about 20 minutes and has the same amount of anger I have when I miss the binmen on a tuesday

Ancient Greek names are so pretty and fun to say, but you have to be so careful using them for children or pets because there may be Classics majors out there lying in wait and they will tell everyone about all the murder and incest and baby-eating your daughter’s mythological namesake might be associated with if you don’t pick one of the more well-known ones

As a classics major, anyone who names their kid after a mythological person without doing an ounce of reserch deserves the public shaming

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

At this point “being a sjw” just means “liking things”

Those damn SJWS and their *looks at hand* “Geese”

Stan socialist goose

do you ever just like...miss Tony Stark?

Always

you can’t honestly expect me to believe that New York/the world is going to look at Peter Parker and realistically believe that he’s the villain here. tell me you wouldn’t look at his soft puppy eyes and nerdy t-shirts and immediately just adopt him.