that's what she said

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

i see that i've carefully put that important document away in a completely unknown location

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

I don’t think the club could handle her

we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

please be patient with me im from the 1900s