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do you have any goals for healthy multiplicity or anything like that?

to be completely honest, the only thing we've had as a goal is to make it to 18!

we haven't really thought about it to be fair

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hey all, as a now resigned mod from plural pond, i'd like to state that we would not like to be associated or mentioned in the situation in any compacity. we are completely neutral on the mod team of plural pond, if anyone has any grievances with us, now is the best time to handle them civilly. feel free to shoot a message or an anonymous ask, we will be becoming more active on here and our alternative blogs.

with love,

-Dave

#plural pond #anti endo #endos dni

here you go

aww

have sleepy carb

thank you my good person

i didn't know if you would have liked to receive a valentine card so imma give this, if you want one feel free to say so as i have your ready too^^

THIS IS SO LATE SOTRY BUT YES IF THE OFFER IS STILL UP

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proof we're meant to be <3

marrying u rn

it's totally valid for u to be offline for a long time tho bc !! it's social media !! and it's ur life so u can do what u want with it

ilysm anon /p

that ask was so old i forgor it was me

i have been offline for so long bro

why are you so cool?? huh?? /pos

who WHO ARE YOU

THE PERSON WE VAGUEPOSTED ABOUT BLOCKED US LITERALLY PROVING OUR POINT

SO GO DO IT TOO BABES

IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU UNCOMFY

GO BLOCK THEM

ILY

HAVE A GREAT DAY

#ranboos raceway {🏁}

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hey everyone !! this is the internet, people are allowed to set boundaries and block whoever they please, if someone makes you uncomfy, you are free to block them, if someone posts content you don't wanna interact with, you can block them, hell if you just don't like their username, you can block them. like if you had a dni, and someone interacted despite going against your dni, you would consider that harassment because they openly go against your public dni, correct? if someone says "hey sorry i don't want you interacting with me you've made me uncomfy" and you proceed to push and ask what you've done wrong, despite them literally seconds before saying "hey no hard feelings but you've made me uncomfortable and i'm blocking you for my own safety" yes, that is harassment, they just asked you to not interact and you actively went against their wishes.

#ranboos raceway {🏁}#yes this is a vague post #what about it

HI i'm sorry to bother you but thank you so much for the tag!!! you guys are awesome and we love seeing you on our dash <3 /p (sorry for the ask we are not ready to reblog anything yet!! but we wanted to show we saw)

;tyler

THIS IS LATE BUT TYSM ILY /P

the urge

glumshoe

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

glumshoe

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

countesspetofi

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

glumshoe

there are only two genders: frog and pig

forestdwellingrat

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

glumshoe

oh god

sailor-lady

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

glumshoe

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

jenivi

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

fremedon

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

capitalism-and-analytics

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

la-pou-belle

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

kestrelsparverius

adrnired

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

autisticexpression

This is the worst addition to this post

araku-validrava

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

wizardlizardinhislair

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru

kingscrown666

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

the-haiku-bot

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

astronomical-bagel

anyone in this thread smoke weed

susiron

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

post-store

$44.99

themawisbeingheldatgunpoint

im surprised no one in this thread has talked about the romantic and sexual tension between these motherfuckers

#please never quote me on this post

Candles, noisemaker, champagne?

Happy birthday! We wish you a year of joy and love.

candles - i get to live a life free of trauma, one free of the stress and pain, one where things really did get better :)

noisemaker - i dont really like throwing parties, only ever threw one for my brother, but my ideal party would be relaxed, sleeping in a pillow fort, baking and covering friends in flour, just over all chill

champagne - good health and good wealth ! also getting into our preferred school

and thank you sm man !! we hope your year goes well also :DD

#birthday ask game

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Birthday Ask Game Because I Couldn’t Find One 🎂

cake — is there a special food or dessert you have on your birthday? if so, what is it?

candles — one impossible birthday wish comes true. what is your wish?

balloons — do you decorate for your birthday?

noisemaker — do you like throwing parties? if so, what would your dream birthday party look like?

ribbon — are you dressed like you do every day? staying in your pjs? or are you wearing something special?

cards — answer this ask with a birthday message for someone else. who knows, you might find your birthday buddy!

flowers — who are you with today? if you can’t be with them physically, who will you text/call/skype?

smiles — tell us about a happy birthday memory.

silly hats — what’s something that’s made you happy today?

music — do you have a birthday playlist?

wrapping paper — how old are you?

ice cream — what secrets would you like to share? how about goals?

sparkler — talk about your plans for today.

champagne — what will you toast to for the upcoming year?

themawisbeingheldatgunpoint

fuckers its our birthday so heres another ask game

#birthday ask game

orange

as i should

#ask game

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