moss time

sometimes when I'm a little high I squirt sriracha straight into my mouth

they killed jesus for this.

I don't think that was why

My mom is a theologian she said it is.

I don't remember this in The Last Temptation of Christ Criterion Blu-ray

Yeah Scorsese didn't include it, which is why the pope almost excommunicated him

"chekhov's gun" my ass. he used a phaser.

the IP-brainedness of some people discussing mythology, folklore and religion makes me soooo unreasonably mad. the notion of natural cultural exchange, folkloric tropes and archetypes, traditions where every participant is an equal contributor, a culture changing religion but keeping their traditional customs alive, the concept of every traditional myth not being one definite story written by one definite author but instead an endless conversation that spuns thousands of years between people of one culture as well as people of different cultures — all nonexistent to a significant amount of people. btw i wrote this post inspired by a comment i saw saying that achilles is plagiarized from gilgamesh, just so you can imagine how hard i am gritting my teeth right now

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

my new wave grandma Depeche Maude

A non-writer asked me "but where do you get your ideas" and i genuinely did not know how to explain that it's not a place. it's not a website. it's not a folder. it's that i was on the bus and a woman was holding a paper bag very carefully and something about the way she held it made me need to know what was inside and then i needed to know why she was sad about it and then there was a whole person and then there was a whole story and the bus had already stopped and i missed my stop. that's where.

Strange women on buses distributing ideas is no basis for a system of artistic motivation

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks