Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter
TYLENOL HAS MADE IT INTO THE TOP TEN LETS FUCKING GO
VOTE NOW SO WE CAN SEE TYLENOL'S FACE ON BEER CANS IN THE DITCHES BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!
If you all will allow me a moment to analyze the competition as it exists, there's something interesting going on with the numbers.
As we all know, thanks to the support of the good people of Tumblr, Tylenol has experienced a meteoric rise to second place. Even though her competition is stiff, I believe in Tylenol's ability to go the distance.
But let's take a look at the competition:
Elmer seems to be a lovely boy. I have no qualms with Elmer, and think he would look fantastic on a beer can. But what about Elmer's campaigns? Who is the power behind the throne here, and how have they managed to find such breakout success on this competition?
A handful of wealthy donors are trying to buy this competition.
At the end of the day, all donations are good donations here. This is a charity event so every penny earned is going to help animals in need. But it's not lost on me that Elmer's current ranking is thanks entirely to a few individuals with the financial means to put their thumbs on the scale.
Tylenol's donors, comparatively, are small and numerous, mostly $1-10 donations from many passionate believers in what she stands for (autism and pain relief I think).
Overall, the donations tell a very different story than what the base ranking shows you. Elmer is held aloft by just 24 donors and bolstered by a few wealthy patrons, whereas Tylenol has won the hearts of literally hundreds of people. Even the current third place, Abby, owes her ranking to numerous small contributions rather than one or two large ones.
Tylenol is the people's princess.
Tylenol is the people's princess
Elmer just had another single large donor come in with 1,500 votes, but Tylenol is closing in!
ALL HAIL PRINCESS TYLENOL
LONG LIVE THE PRINCESS
be patient with yourself. you’re growing into someone you haven’t been yet.

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My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going
my lord i think we're lost
my lord????
*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up
My Lord COME BACK?!
MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!
...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you
my lord i WARNED you-
ive never seen so much beatles stuff nor did I realize there was this much beatles stuff please tell me everything about the beatles you would tell to someone who knows nothing about them (which is me)
Oh God. You truly don't actually know how much of a loaded question this is.
The thing about the Beatles is that they are the most famous music artist in history. Sort of end of story. But they also only existed for ten years. During those ten years they were CONSTANTLY working (especially in the early days), touring, late nights, interviews, drinking, partying etc. Being the most famous people on the planet. But they were also quite literally four lads from working class homes in an industrial, war torn city (literally would play football in a bombsite).
The Beatles are also the origin of so many aspects of modern day music and pop culture. They are the reason artists make music videos. They did the first ever stadium concert. They invented the first ever heavy metal song. Essentially every band after 1970 was inspired in some way by them. Modern fan culture!
And you think, The Beatles must be so pompous. So proud and smug, walking around with arrogance, but they just aren't. Even at the absolute height of their popularity they were always incredibly humble and good humoured.
Also their lore is just insane. Every day I research The Beatles and learn more facts that, to anyone else, would be considered the craziest thing that ever happened to them. And for the Beatles its just a funny anecdote. Getting death threats from the KKK, getting literally chased out of the Philippines after the entire country threatened them, having their first ever drug experience with Bob Dylan giving them a joint, Michael Jackson buying out all the rights to the Beatles discography from under Paul's nose.
Their story is genuinely so interesting and really really worth a look into. There are some really excellent videos on youtube that talk about Beatles history and I highly recommend Lindsay Ellis' video about Yoko Ono and the Beatles!
“i must be faking this for attention” thinks the girl who isn’t even telling anyone about it

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What if everything gets better in 2016
stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household
The "elder millennial" "xennial" age group had such an interesting relationship to tech growing up. We just kept rolling w/ the changes that have been nonstop, but our earliest days were pre digitial.
Like I remember when the only way friends could contact me was the old shared house phone...probably the last generation in mainstream US life to say that. I remember the internet arriving and being INFINITELY more competent at using it than adults and fucking around on AIM and chat rooms. I remember pagers and adults having them but wasn't old enough for one until they were already obsolete.
I was taught how to formally handwrite a letter and address the envelope. Followed by mandatory keyboard typing classes and "computers" starting as a "specials" in elementary school.
The first cases of cyberbullying started in my generation. Adults had no idea how to address it.
We were at the front end of cell phones and texting becoming the norm, by my late in my HS/early college times. I remember owning totally separate pieces of tech for digital photography, playing music, watching video, playing video games, GPS/navigation, scientific calculator, an alarm clock, flashlight, etc. many replaced by smartphones. And I remember being an early smartphone adopter in my late 20s.
I remember the screeching hell of dial up and how fucking pumped we were when much better DSL/cable internet started. I remember sometimes having to print out papers for college to some professors and hand them in person and for others, having to submit them by email or online uploads instead. In my early career, I remember having to fax paperwork as much as I emailed it.
My home has physical media in VHS, DVD, and Blue ray formats. I remember when VHS was officially phased out as the standard format.
I had more cellphones with gimmicks across the years than I could count. The old Nokia brick. The tiny phone SNL mocked. The sidekick full keyboard that flipped out. The Blackberry that was my first time getting email on the go. The original Droid. Early iphones.
I'm Mark Zuckerberg's age...aka of the generation of women he was ranking hotness of in this pre-Facebook days and the target group he rolled out The Facebook for...I was on it when you had to be at an invited college.
Idk why I'm writing this. it's just interesting to me. I think part of why my generation is so adaptable to new tech is that we've always had to be...unlike my niece who is starting high school and has literally ONLY ever known tech on a phone or tablet. But also unlike my 87 aunt who didn't interact with tech much until she was in her 40s and older.
I'm annoyed I didn't talk about the music stuff of tape decks/walkman/mix tape to boombox/discman/mix CD to [NAPSTER ERA] to iPod/mp3/Zune to Pandora/Spotify, etc, etc, [and vinyl all along the way] thing
im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point
"this story is misogynistic!!"
>looks inside
>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

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really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram
"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s