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šššššš Ā ššš Ā šššššššš.Ā Ā šŖ
spoilerĀ freeĀ dialogue Ā from Ā rianĀ johnsonāsĀ 2019Ā murderĀ mystery,Ā KNIVESĀ OUT.Ā Ā feelĀ freeĀ toĀ changeĀ pronounsĀ orĀ editĀ asĀ foundĀ necessaryĀ !
ā Ā iĀ suspectĀ foulĀ play.Ā ā
ā Ā howĀ aboutĀ aĀ glassĀ ofĀ milkĀ ?Ā ā
ā Ā maybe Ā he Ā left Ā you Ā a Ā cold Ā glass Ā of Ā milk Ā in Ā his Ā will, Ā asshole. Ā ā
āĀ youāreĀ notĀ gettingĀ bailedĀ out,Ā Ā notĀ thisĀ time.Ā Ā ā
ā Ā whoĀ isĀ thatĀ guyĀ ?Ā ā
ā Ā iĀ readĀ aĀ tweetĀ aboutĀ aĀ newĀ yorkerĀ articleĀ aboutĀ you. Ā ā
ā Ā youāreĀ famousĀ !Ā ā
ā Ā areĀ youĀ baitingĀ meĀ ?Ā ā
ā Ā howĀ aboutĀ someĀ moreĀ cookiesĀ ?Ā ā
ā Ā thisĀ couldĀ beĀ theĀ bestĀ thingĀ toĀ happenĀ toĀ allĀ ofĀ you.Ā ā
ā Ā whyĀ areĀ youĀ hereĀ ?Ā ā
ā Ā iĀ haveĀ eliminatedĀ noĀ suspects.Ā ā
ā Ā you Ā tellĀ her,Ā Ā orĀ iĀ will.Ā ā
ā Ā thatāsĀ someĀ heavyĀ dutyĀ conjecture.Ā ā
ā Ā iāmĀ warningĀ you.Ā ā
ā Ā areĀ youĀ goddamnĀ insaneĀ ?!Ā ā
ā Ā up Ā your Ā ass. Ā ā
āĀ matterĀ ofĀ fact,Ā Ā eatĀ shit.Ā ā
ā Ā definitelyĀ eatĀ shit.Ā ā
ā Ā iĀ wonātĀ eatĀ anĀ iotaĀ ofĀ shit. Ā āĀ
ā Ā iāllĀ slapĀ thatĀ smugĀ smile. Ā ā
ā Ā weĀ gottaĀ doĀ thisĀ moreĀ often. Ā ā
ā Ā whenĀ peopleĀ getĀ desperate,Ā Ā theĀ knivesĀ comeĀ out. Ā ā
ā Ā thisĀ isĀ aĀ twistedĀ web,Ā Ā andĀ weĀ areĀ notĀ finishedĀ untanglingĀ it.Ā ā
ā Ā iĀ keepĀ waitingĀ forĀ theĀ bigĀ reveal. Ā ā
ā Ā iĀ donātĀ feelĀ likeĀ talking,Ā Ā iāmĀ distraught. Ā ā
ā Ā youĀ viciousĀ littleĀ bitch. Ā ā
ā Ā inĀ forĀ aĀ penny,Ā Ā inĀ forĀ aĀ pound. Ā ā
ā Ā youĀ asshole. Ā ā
ā Ā youāveĀ alwaysĀ beenĀ goodĀ toĀ me.Ā ā
āĀ whatĀ iāmĀ aboutĀ toĀ sayĀ isnātĀ gonnaĀ beĀ easy,Ā Ā andĀ youāreĀ gonnaĀ beĀ upset.Ā ā
ā Ā youĀ allĀ loveĀ twistingĀ theĀ knifeĀ intoĀ oneĀ another.Ā ā
ā Ā youĀ knowĀ something,Ā Ā spillĀ it. Ā ā
ā Ā didĀ youĀ justĀ googleĀ thatĀ ?Ā ā
ā Ā iĀ didĀ justĀ googleĀ that.Ā ā
ā Ā donātĀ answerĀ thatĀ ifĀ youāreĀ gonnaĀ puke.Ā ā
ā Ā whatĀ theĀ shitĀ ?!Ā ā
i seriously never posted a starter call? ok like / reply for a starter from timbo
i seriously never posted a starter call? ok like / reply for a starter from timbo
timĀ āwhere the fuck is my carā wright

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i made some super cursed content tonight
happy creation day, tim. wherever you are...
i donāt remember if i ever did this but hereās a little list of my (semi-active) sideblogs - @seicaripsnoc // fandomless OC, multipleĀ āverses (incl. Gotham, Slenderverse, Sally Face) - @tibahdab // Evan / HabitĀ - @themaskforgets // Tim / MaskyĀ
iāve also got @manipulatecode (DDLC Monika) and @unfairsituation (Gotham OC), but theyāre significantly less active right now~
Final Fantasy Spell Meme
Send one below and my Muse will respond to having the related status effect/spell cast upon them! Reference here.
Buffs/Positive Status Effects
EnFire/EnAero/EnThunder, etc. - Embues weapon with magical elements.
Protect - A protection against physical attacks/increase in physical resistance.
Shell - A protection against magical attacks/increase in magical resistence.
Haste - Increases movement/attack speed.
Regen - HP recovered over time.
Refresh - MP recovered over time.
Berserk - Attack and Speed increase, but target goes into an uncontrollable frenzy.
DeBuffs/Negative Status Effects
Blind - Targetās accuracy is diminished and will frequently miss attacks.
Charm - Target is charmed by caster and refuses to attack them.
Doom - Target will become KOād in 5 turns or less.
Confuse - Target becomes dazed and may attack themselvs or allies.
Paralysis - Target cannot physically attack/move.
Petrify - Target is turned to stone.
Poison - Target loses HP over time.
Silence - Target cannot speak/cast spells.
Sleep - Target falls asleep.
Slow - Decreases attack/movement speed.
Toad - Youāre turned into a frog, dude.

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PutĀ ā in my ask for your muses info in my muses phone:
NAME:
RINGTONE:Ā
PICTURE:Ā
LAST TEXT RECEIVED:Ā
LAST TEXT SENT:Ā
sendĀ āhave we met before?ā for an au where our muses were close in a past life.
yeehaw bitches i finally 1. watched IT chapter one and 2. cosplayed habit
Send šÆļø to push my muse into a lamp post
texts from last night! meme
[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this oneās for Team USA. [text] He gave me the āfind somebody who wants to date you for who you areā speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. Iām like, āWait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because youāre so fucking intelligent Iām turned on?ā [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. Iām keeping him. [text]Ā Iām making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] Itās a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. Iāve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Donāt roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old womanās birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. Iād say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] Iām wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] Heās like⦠An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. Itās almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think Iāve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while⦠if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled ādibs!ā⦠[text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered āSimbaā [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was āchug-a-lugā [text] Thereās a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didnāt know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex Iāve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a manās heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] Iāve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So howās your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesnāt need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. Whatās wrong with this tradition? [text] all iāve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys donāt exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the āHigh While Analyzing Disney Moviesā texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He wonāt quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it wonāt be me. Iām drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Letās play a little game called āChill the Fuck Outā - youāre our first contestant [text] Didnāt get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom iām your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Canāt tell if Iām starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] itās not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] Youāre always adorable, but when youāre drunk, youāre like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year oldās Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] Itās like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal itās gummy bears and instead of milk itās vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying āi mean who doesnāt like cheetosā [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyoneās car trailing to the house iām at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing āfollow the yellowbrick roadā. iām pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] Itās like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someoneās door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say āYou shouldnāt drink anymoreā, she hears, āI personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinksā [text] okay, this game isnāt funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] Iām gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] iām out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

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You guys into chaotic demons and shit? Cool, me too. Itād also be cool if you liked / reblogged this post if youāre interested in writing with a mildly canon-divergent Evan / HABIT. Mun is over 21, content warnings for gore, violence, blood, knives, and probably more. Low activity, mutuals only, crossover friendly. Following back via @shedontgetnormalā.