RP memes

"I love the smell of burning castle in the morning."

"I know this was a revenge kick and all, and we got our get back in the end, right, but... I don't know, I was kind of hoping they'd put up more of a fight."

"Someone's kidnapped ______!"

"How do you lose a bedridden patient with a bullet hole in their chest?!"

"My hands are tied up. Why are my hands tied up?"

"Well, you see, ______, we've done and made a citizen's arrest and we're going to bring you to justice!"

"You really need to let me go right now."

"Oh wow, so all wizards just look the same to you?"

"Just so we're clear, you're going to give me back, right?"

"Look, I'm sorry, alright. The plan to hand you over was a good one, but now they're here and we're in way too deep."

"This is kind of a funny story, but I think I went and burned down the wrong kingdom."

"I know you're more bite than bark. Show me you've got some fire in that belly."

"You're telling me ______ is loose?!"

"Look, all I'm saying is, I think maybe you need to chill out on the explosions for a while."

"I'll admit, I think you need to go back to explosions, because so far all the spells that don't explode are horrible."

"I stubbed my toe and lost all my hit points!"

"I'm ______, bitch! And I don't like being told what to do."

"You're a curse. You being around me - this is divine punishment of some kind."

"You leave a trail of explosions and fire everywhere you go. You're not that hard to find."

"I'm hungry. It's been a while since we ate. You know, on account of the angry mob."

"You don't have to worry, little ______. I'm going to deal with you last, since you let me out. Consider that a kindness."

"You seem afraid and I'm not going to question that and just start running."

"I always appreciated your specific kind of madness. It's unique."

"Hi, ______. Nice of you to drop by and not DITCH US WHEN WE NEEDED YOU!"

"I am not overreacting. I am reacting like a normal person would react, having seen things that they have seen up until this point. You are the crazy person!"

"You are the worst person I have ever met, and you've turned me into a worse person by proximity!"

"Someone thinks they can take a crack shot at one of my own and get away with it. They want to play war? I'll play fucking war."

"Maybe next time you give your warriors new technology, you should probably train them long than a week to use it!"

"I tried to make breakfast but ended up making a mess instead."

"Wake up, it's time for breakfast!"

"I brought you breakfast in bed."

"How do you feel about going out for breakfast?"

"Good morning, I burned breakfast."

"I appreciate you trying to make breakfast, but I'll take it from here."

"This is the most elaborate breakfast I have ever seen."

"Is that all you're eating for breakfast?"

"What do you want for breakfast?"

"It's been a while since I've had a proper breakfast."

"Did you burn breakfast again?"

"You cannot eat that for breakfast."

"You made breakfast? That's so sweet."

"What do you usually eat for breakfast?"

"Created something? But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever... make more than one."

"I prefer to be called 'evil genius'!"

"Does this look infected to you?"

"I'll be good! I just want to dance. I practiced. I just want to dance. I practiced."

"Leave me alone to die."

"Did you ever kill anyone?"

"I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong."

"We're a broken family, aren't we?"

"I like you better as a sibling than a parent."

"People treat me different."

"I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won't run away."

"Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We're getting a dog."

"I'm sorry I bit you and pulled your hair and punched you in the face."

"It's nice to live on an island with no large cities."

"This is you. This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size."

"Did you catch fire again?"

"Don't worry. _____ likes your butt and fancy hair. I know, I read their diary."

"The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead."

"Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."

"You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?"

"What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?"

"Wanna listen to the King? You look like an Elvis fan."

"I might not be a doctor, but I know that there's no better cure for a sour face than a couple of boards and some choice waves."

"I know you're trying, but you need to think about what's best for _____, even if it removes you from the picture."

"You know, I really believed _____ had a chance. Then you came along."

"Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys, but if you want, you could be a part of it."

"I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves."

"Don't run. Don't make me shoot you. You were expensive."

"You're built to destroy. You can never belong."

"You ruined everything."

"And here I thought you'd be difficult to catch. Silly me."

"What?! After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? Just like that?!"

"Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to the list of things I did today!"

"So you're from outer space? I heard the surfing's choice."

"This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good."

"You want to talk about me? I'm flattered. Also, inclined towards extravagant lies."

"Look, I have to complain or you'll forget I'm here and trip over me. I'm providing a service."

"If your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you walked past. They would have broody babies in your honor."

"You might want to consider running at the first opportunity. I've written enough tragedies to recognize where this is going."

"Everything that happens to you is weird."

"What kind of _____ would I be if I didn't abuse my position to give shit to my friends?"

"You're thinking it's a trap? Great! It's been ages since my _____ tried to kill me!"

"There's power in stories, though. That's all history is: the best tales. The ones that last. Might as well be mine."

"I don't know what came over me. I thought I was immune to silver-tongued promises."

"I want you to know: I would never choose a demon over you while conscious and sober."

"You kidnapped me! You interrogated me! What did you expect?"

"I'm always right. And when I'm not, I lie about it."

"Ten _____ says the next thing we run into farts fire."

"I wouldn't dream of mocking your... unconventional courtship."

"So, here we are, cleaning up another human mess."

"A storyteller's got to believe their own story or no one will."

"It's not a good story unless the hero dies."

"Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, it doesn't matter how many you've got."

"And the trend of you scaring the piss out of me continues."

"Once more I am falsely accused of whatever it is I'm being accused of. Falsely."

"It's sunnier here and nobody calls me 'My Lord'. I think I can live with that."

"For the record, there was probably an easier way to do that than fighting an entire bar."

"I'm not surprised _____ did something to piss off a cult of murderous blood mages, but their timing stinks."

"My decision, my sacrifice. And you don't get to take that from me."

"This is our new home. The bucket and brush are your tools now, not this."

"It's so boring being stuck in here all day. I should be out on adventures with you, like we did back in _____."

"I am a hunter. Just like my _____. They're the best hunter there is."

"You're better off to stay at home while I'm working. You're safe there."

"If ____ could just see how good I am, what a hunter I am, then they'd have to let me come along."

"You could have been eaten alive! What were you thinking? What are you doing out here?"

"You can come out now. We can smell you. Yeah, you stink."

"I knew you were here. Come out of your hidey-hole. Let's see you."

"Stop moving and let me fix it before it's too late."

"When I sleep, I'm a wolf! When I'm awake, I'm me!"

"Stop being so annoying. It's not funny, you know."

"What are you so scared of? We have a pack of wolves with us."

"You can't go out in the daytime. ______ said so. Go back to bed."

"How can you stand living in there? All the smells. Eugh!"

"Are you all right? How are you after that wolf attack? A bit shaken?"

"This is still new for you, but it's a righteous life for a young _____."

"You must do as you're told. No more fairy tales."

"I can see your scent."

"I thought I'd fixed the bite. I thought you'd be fine."

"Look, you're a wolf when you sleep, a ____ when you're awake. No big deal!"

"Why do you want to be human? Being a wolf is way better. I'll show you."

"_____'s all right. They'll be back soon. They promised."

"There was a wolf here in our chambers. It got in while you were sleeping. It could have taken you."

"This world is such a dangerous place for you. I promised I would keep you safe."

"Follow the rules or you will never see your _____ again. Do you understand?"

"You must go. Lead the pack away to safety."

"This is for your own good. I'm sorry."

"Prove yourself a worthy soldier tonight, or tomorrow you are in chains."

"Put an end to that wild beast. What cannot be tamed must be destroyed."

"I'm so afraid that one day you will end up in a cage."

"I'm so sorry. I was only trying to keep you safe. Trying to help. I didn't know what else to do."

"Don't you see? I'm one of them. I'm a _____."

"Please. Stay with me. I can't let you go."

"I've never healed anything this bad before. It's gonna take time."

"There it is, the devil's lair! Our victory is at hand!"

"Please, _____. Don't go. Don't go. Don't leave me again. Please."

"There's two of us now."