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"There's only one more after this, and then the ritual - the incantation station - is going to be complete."

"I'm gathering proof that we're in a simulation."

"I used to drink this as a kid. It caused me irreparable damage."

"Ah yes, my favorite color: flesh."

"I hope you're having a good day. If you are, let's put a quick end to that right now."

"Chop this up real fine, until it looks like an accident with a miniature combine harvester."

"Is it floating? It floats. Of course it floats!"

"Hi there. Hey. You want some fizzy beef today?"

"I don't know what tuna puffs are, but maybe they're like cocoa puffs, just extremely bad."

"One second, I'm just expunging the juices."

"I managed to manufacture chicken."

"You got any good tuna jokes?"

"It's vintage, man, so I rock with it - even if it's loud and objectively distasteful."

"Positions, please. It's pastry time."

"I feel like a friggin' chimney sweep!"

"It's reanimating."

"What are we making, creamed crickets?"

"What is the mush telling you?"

"It's not very inspiring and it's slop, but there's something very redeeming about this."

"That's awful! Just a bowl of shit."

"Oh fun, they're individually wrapped! This is among the worst kinds of punishment - right beside the operation of venetian blinds."

"Step one for any good cookie is shredded cow."

"Chocolate meets beef in a union neither party requested."

"They do look like piles of dookey."

"You still don't get it, do you? We can be whatever we want to be! Nothing is real! It all might as well be a dream!"

"Of course I'm not okay! I've never been okay! But maybe I needed to never be okay for us to make this happen!"

"Is this how things are going to be now? All of us vying over a single body? Fine. See this corner? It's mine. And I'd better not see any of you trying to invade my personal space!"

"Sorry about that. I gave into a bit of a fear response there, and I don't think it was very helpful."

"Oh, do we? Do we feel like we're being watched?! I hadn't noticed!"

"Everything here is an enemy. She's an enemy, he's an enemy... are we... are we also an enemy?"

"I warned you not to eat it, but did you listen?!"

"I don't like this. What ____ wants us to do, it's just cruel! It feels like we'd be killing a part of ourselves."

"Do you want us to slay _____, or do you want _____ to slay us?"

"This is good. I was worried you might fall for _____'s shit again, but this is good."

"I'm not the only one who sees them in the window, right? They know that we're here!"

"_____ could be anywhere, and there's nowhere for us to hide. We're sitting ducks!"

"We're going to die down here. I don't want to die again!"

"Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves. Heart. Lungs. Liver. Nerves."

"Do you think you can just wrest control away from us? This body's barely functioning as it is!"

"Yes, it's very hard to stay focused on running things when other people are talking to you, isn't it?"

"I suppose if I had to make a choice, I'd choose the one that doesn't make our organs shut down."

"There's no harm in us having a weapon. What it does is give us more options, and we are dangerously low on those right now."

"If we've already saved the world, then why does it matter if we die? Why do you care?"

"Shit! Shit! What the hell was that? Who are we? What are we doing?"

"Someone or something is out there pulling the strings, and we're all just puppets until we figure out how to see them."

"Maybe it'll throw them off. I know it would throw me off if they started flirting with us."

"We're dead, aren't we? We're dead-dead. How long have we been dead? Have we been dead the whole time?"

"Just panic! Flee!"

"How about we stop thinking about horrible ways to die? I don't want us to accidentally manifest anything."

"This is fake! This is all fake! That's all, just made up!"

"Shit - this really doesn't end, does it? It doesn't matter if we kill _____, it doesn't matter if _____ kills us, it just goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on."

"Should we even return to the cabin? We could find a safe little hole somewhere instead..."

"I can smell the end all around around us. Sweet and empty. This is where we die. I'm going to lie down now."

"This is nice! No more hunting. No more running. Just us, and whatever's out there."

"Pain is good. It's how we stay alive."

"Don't let it make you careless. We need clear thoughts and pricked ears."

"Does a cat lie to a cornered mouse when it plays with its freedom, or is it just acting out its nature?"

"The air's shifting. They're getting ready to pounce. Move, now!"

"We're still alive. We owe it to ourselves to move."

"Don't plan ahead, act on the now. All that matters is that we stay alive."

"This isn't going to work. We're in their domain and we are bleeding."

"I don't like this, but I'll try to keep us breathing."

"See? Nothing. Tricks of the eye. No one sense can be trusted on its own."

"Fear is good. Fear keeps us alive. We died because you didn't have enough of it."

"We may have the same destination, but we are not the same. You are still an other, and I don't trust you."

"Instinct tells me that we need space, and I trust instinct."

"Be swift. Strike true. Be where they're not. Let your body move you."

"Running isn't an option anymore. We have to fight."

"Pride makes us dead. The only thing that matters is survival."

"Dying is bad, and if you do this, we die."

"They always say it's lonely at the top. I didn't think they actually meant it."

"You know what, I'll say it. That sucks! I don't like having a broken back."

"Boom! And there you have it! What did I tell you, am I great at games or am I great at games?"

"I wanted to stab _____ in the back, not hand over our precious back-stabbing implement!"

"We might as well ingratiate ourselves to our terrifying new overlord."

"It takes a bullshit artist to recognize a bullshit artist, and I'm one of the best in the business."

"I'm a big fan of winners, and you're the biggest winner around."

"Trust me. I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think it would be easy."

"______ doesn't even have a back anymore. How are we supposed to stab them in it?"

"You're back! Just as I intended. I was never cut out for leadership, really."

"Wow! You said exactly the thing I imagined you'd say as soon as you heard my brilliant plan. This whole day is a dream come true, really."

"Life is all about taking the easy wins. You don't think the people at the top got there because they worked for it, do you?"

"Come on, now. _____'s pretty much in charge here. When have authority figures ever lied about anything?"

"If we're grabbing a weapon, we should probably keep it hidden behind our backs. _____ doesn't need to know we have it."

"There's nothing wrong with looking out for number one."

"We're getting out of here and saving our skins, that's what's going on."

"So much for finding an easy way out. I can't believe you're making us work for it."

"If we win, we won't be at the bottom anymore. We'll have climbed a little higher. And once we start climbing, we knows where we'll stop."

"I don't want people to think we're scared. Nobody likes someone who's scared of things."

"Everybody makes mistakes. The important thing is that we move on from them together, with no hard feelings."

"Maybe stabbing _____ in the back wasn't such a great idea."

"I already picked a side: our side. I'm here to make sure that, no matter what happens, we wind up on top."

"Yes, good. Playing both sides, that's what smart people do, and you're the smartest in the room."

"See, we're all friends here. United in our actions and intentions."

"Stop trying to bring morality into this. There are winners in life and there are losers, and what matters is that, right now, we've decided to be a winner."

"Are you here to kill me or something?"

"Why would I stab you to death? I don't know you. You haven't given me reason to stab you to death. It would be so silly of me to cut you open and look at your insides."

"Never mind. I don't think I want to see you beg. That's just sad. I shouldn't feel sad about my murderer."

"Lucky for you, I did destroy the world! I destroyed all of it and made it awful for everyone."

"Hi! It looks like you don't have a way out, so I'm not going to play dumb anymore."

"And you still don't have a weapon! That's funny! That's a joke! I'm going to kill you now."

"Surrendering, are we? Don't you know it takes two to stop a fight?"

"You're doing your best to help me, aren't you? I can see the conflict in your eyes."

"If I have to kill you to leave this place, I'll do it."

"What? Noooooo. No, I wouldn't stab you. I am just a sweet innocent _____, trapped here for no reason."

"Oh. It's you. Hiya, killer. I was hoping to see you again. I have some issues with how our last meeting went."

"What a pitiful display. A wounded little bird thinking it can defy a god."

"The only mistake I ever made was thinking you were going to help me. And I'm not going to make the same mistake twice."

"You must have known this was coming. The arrogance of turning your back on me after everything you've done."

"I know you and you're hideous! Absolutely wretched! Just like me!"

"It's our happy ending. Just like you asked for. It's everything we were supposed to have ever wanted."

"I want to trust you. But you're hiding something, aren't you? Why would you help me if you weren't helping yourself?"

"Now I've become something so much worse, and it's all! Thanks! To you!"

"I didn't think I'd ever get to be happy. But I think I am."

"I meant it, when I said I wanted to dance."

"I'm going to die now. I think that's what you want."

"Oh my god, I think we panini pressed a local!"

"Oh god, did we hit a fairy?"

"I need a break from being inside that metal death trap. Why do you like driving so fast in that thing? It's really dangerous!"

"I'm 80% positive this is not a trap."

"My bad. Apparently there was a second trap."

"Oh, cool. Nightmare fuel."

"Fuck you, you emo pigeon! I will eat you one day!"

"No offense or anything, but it is really depressing in here. You ever think about getting a plant to maybe liven things up?"

"Breathe, you son-of-a-bitch! No one gave you permission to die!"

"Oh my god, I'm in so much pain. Somebody put me back in the void."

"Hey, _____, good to see you awake. Don't worry about all that blood, I'm going to put it all right back."

"Don't worry, I actually remembered the radio this time - and I have no signal."

"That bird cannot outlive me."

"I promised _____ I wasn't gonna die in a hole."

"I need you to pull your wizarding head out of your ass and deus ex machina this shit."

"You don't understand. I knew I recognized this place. We're in this situation because of me!"

"Right now, you have a choice. You can sit here and literally wait for your past to come and eat you alive, or your can take the opportunity that life is currently handing you on a silver platter to get some payback."

"You know, I'm kind of flattered you remember me. It has been a few years. I'd like to show you everything I've learned since then."

"When you go to greet the god of death, tell them _____ sent you."

"Wait, your name is ______? Why didn't you say anything?"

"Well cover me in maple syrup and call me breakfast. I didn't know you had it in ya."

"Go ahead and cast a spell if you want a free lobotomy."

"I'm so sorry you had to put yourself on the line like that for me. I'll never stop trying to make it up to you."

"We need to know that we can rely on you when shit hits the fan, and if you don't think you can do that, you need to tell me right now."

"I think surviving that bullshit situation calls for finishing this off, don't you think?"

"I watched my closest friends get torn apart by ______."

"Does this mean I have to start calling you '______' now?"

"Better get the hangover cures ready for tomorrow."

"This is how you celebrate your birthday?!"

"You look like a magician for children's birthday parties."

"I can't pull a rabbit out of a hat, but I can INCINERATE YOUR FACE!"

"I beat a bunch of dogs at poker and I won a magic wand!"

"Of course I appreciate you. Why do you think I burned down four kingdoms?"

"I'm ______. I'm not allowed to get hungover."

"Turn off the sun!"

"Wake up _____. Their arm is chewing their own shoe."

"Morning, ______. Sorry. I dreamt I was in _____ again."

"I've been stabbed."

"Why would you explicitly sign a contract that says it's gonna hurt you the moment you sign it?!"

"No need to rush or anything. These guys just keep jumping at the _____. It's like playing whack-a-mole!"

"Why would you do that inside the truck?!"

"You know, honestly, I really underappreciate naps."

"SNEAK ATTACK!"

"I fucking hate teleporting."

"My glasses!"

"I thought you were disarmed."

"I'll just call for backup. This is an emergency, we can use the phone and... Where's the radio?"

"When you walk around with a weapon like this, the jokes write themselves. I don't make the rules."

"Enough with your sick games and your demented humor."

"Just answer your phone, you forgetful ass!"

"Little bird, why do you fly? Don't you know? I. Own. The sky!"

"Looks like you're physically fine, but you're showing symptoms of BEING A DICK!"

"I'm giving you one opportunity to walk away from this. Lay down your arms and surrender."

"I can't believe you used that spell again!"

"Go take a bath!"

"Yeah, I picked up ______. I wanted to know when you were talking shit."

"You've got to be out of your mind. How do you expect to take on all of us?"

"A pillow? You're going to fight twenty bandits with a pillow?"

"Tell ______ I said 'hi' in Hell."

"What's the matter? Don't tell me your spirit broke before my weapon did."

"Don't be alarmed. I just need you to be a witness to some things."

"If you didn't like having knees, you should have just said so."

"These directions were written by a drunk."

"Go, my ______. Commit crime."

"You know, I always wondered what water tastes like."

"Bitch, please. This ain't a duel. We're about to make this a street fight."

"Someone's getting a beatdown! Without me!"

"Guess you weren't expecting this to be a beatdown, huh, _____?"

"My bones are powder."

"Get back behind that veil where you belong!"