RP memes

1. “Uh… should your arm be crooked like that?” 

2. “Hope that wasn’t your shooting hand.” 

3. “If you apply pressure, it might stop the bleeding.” 

4. “Nice limp you’ve got there.” 

5. “That leg’s going to slow us down.” 

6. “Hey, your arm oka… shit.” 

7. “You ain’t winning any brawls with your arm like that.” 

8. “Not gonna last if you keep using your head as a catcher’s mitt.” 

9. “You okay? You seeing lights?” 

10. “Don’t think a leg’s supposed to bend that way.” 

11. “Take it slow. Don’t put too much weight on that leg.” 

12. “Shit. You okay in there?” 

13. “Whoa. I thought I lost you there.” 

14. “Don’t try to run. Just look after that leg.”

15. “I wouldn’t put too much weight on that leg until you’ve tended to it.” 

16. “You all right? You look like you caught the brunt of that with your face.” 

17. “All right, focus. Stay with me now.” 

18. “Your gonna be fine, but you’re gonna want to take a ______. Now.” 

19. “Don’t worry, it’s still attached. Mostly.” 

20. “On the upside, that’s gonna leave one hell of a scar.” 

21. “I didn’t think arms bent that way.” 

22. “Easy now, ______. That leg’s real beat up.” 

23. “How are you still standing?” 

24. “Come on, focus. A couple ______ and you’ll be right as rain.” 

25. “Don’t worry, your arm’s still attached. I think.” 

26. “Your leg okay? ‘Cause it’s looked better.” 

27. “Ouch. That’s a nasty head wound you’ve got there.” 

28. “Can you even see straight?” 

29. “Patch yourself up! Your arm looks like swiss cheese!” 

30. “Keep fighting, we’ll make it out of this!” 

31. “Beaned your bean pretty good there.” 

32. “Oh _____, that looks like it hurt.” 

33. “Stiff upper lip. You’ll pull through.” 

34. “Clipped your noggin good, _______. Try not to fall unconscious.” 

35. “Oh no, ______! Your arm!” 

36. “Your leg is damaged. We should repair it at once.” 

37. “You should not move fast with your leg. It could aggravate your injury.” 

38. “Oh no! Can you see? Your head looks very bad.” 

39. “Keep your arm still. Otherwise the injury could get worse.” 

40. “Damn. Is it broken?” 

41. “Don’t worry, it’s not as bad as it looks.”

42. “Fight through it, ______.”  

43. “Ouch. That had to hurt.” 

1. “Don’t you snap at me, _____! You want a lecture? How’s this: only bratty little children fly off the handle because of a simple comment.” 

2. “I don’t have to listen to you, _____! You ain’t my father/mother - though you’re sure old enough to be!” 

3. “Are you ready to have a civil chat? Or is this going to be another childish tantrum?” 

4. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to get mad at you. It’s just that I’m sick of everyone treating me like I’m a helpless kid.” 

5. “You have to know that we don’t think you’re helpless. Look where we are, look at what we’re doing. You’re not just along for the ride. We need you.” 

6. “We’ve got to do something about your breath. I didn’t want to say anything, but it’s bad. Worse than usual, which is hard to believe.” 

7. “Okay, relax. No toothbrush. Sheesh. Just try to eat something else to cover up that smell, okay?” 

8. “Wait a minute, let me get this straight. You lost your ______? Isn’t that a violation of some kind of _____ code or something?” 

9. “Take my advice: this is one detail you might want to keep out of the history texts.” 

10. “I heard a rumor that the ______ captured you without much of a struggle. It must be embarrasing to be bested by a handful of street thugs.” 

11. “That’s the problem with you _____. Always chanting about peace and control, never up for a good fight.” 

12. “So you’re saying we should have done nothing? Just let ______ conquer us unopposed?” 

13. “You asked me if I think things could have been different? I know they could have! If _____ had only listened to ______, millions of innocent people would still be alive.” 

14. “I would never use _____ for such petty and trivial revenge! The mere thought of it is preposterous!”  

15. “I am not stuck up. I merely have the years of training to give me the wisdom and understanding to see how childish such an act would be.” 

16. “You fought in ______, didn’t you? We may have faced each other in combat. What battles were you in?” 

17. “I try not to think about my past battles too much. The horrors of war are something I’d rather not relive.”