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Go to Bed

*Calculate Sleep Time* *Try to Sleep* *Think of Something* *Check That Annoying Fact* *Ponder the Meaning of Life* *Create To-do List* *Imagine Epic Conversation Comebacks* *Remeber That Embarrassing Moment* *Count Random Facts You Know* *Over Analyze Everything You Did* *Question The Validity of Your Text Book* *Sigh Dramatically*

Type 1: “Hard To Please”

Type 2: “The Giving Tree”

Type 3: “Tell Me”

Type 4: “The Missing Piece”

Type 5: “Diving Board”

Type 6: “Whatif”

Type 7: “The Unscratchable Itch”

Type 8: “Don’t Tell Me”

Type 9: “Hug O’ War”

INTJs are angels in disguise, they are always glad to help

ENTJs can disregard egoistic purpose and perform selfless duty

INTPs are hardworking and not spineless

ENTPs are principled and responsible

INFJs can accomplish even their most intricate dreams

ENFJs mind their own business & excel at it

INFPs are not escapists and underperformers

ENFPs are calm and contemplative

ISFJs are assertive

ESFJs can and will dream big

ISFPs are not as anxious as they seem

ESFPs secretly ruminate a lot and always second-guess themselves

ISTPs are very quirky, intuitive dreamers

ESTPs are big on fairness/justice

ISTJs have a lot of soft spots

No no no no nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononnononononononononnonononononononononono please God, no.

Where did you even read this nonsense?

INTJs have feelings.  Every human being has feelings.  That’s how human beings work and MBTI type can’t cause people to “not feel” or “feel less” than other personalities.

It’s about how well people understand or handle their feelings, not whether they have them.  

It’s true that many INTJs have a harder time understanding feelings because of their low Fi.  But we aren’t hypothesizing–we’re just saying, “Wait, what is this?  What’s going on?  It’s happening in my mind but it’s not logical and I can’t really control it.”  Which doesn’t make it a bad thing, either.

INTJs also are straightforward people, generally.  We don’t lead people on and we don’t say things we don’t mean.  Especially emotional things.  Personally, if I tell someone that I love them, I have put a LOT of thought into that statement.  I have considered my feelings and whether I truly love that person.  And then, only then, if the answer is yes, do I muster up the courage to tell that person, which is a challenge in itself.

ESTJ: Ask an enourmous amount of questions that could be answered very easily. You can also ask the same few questions several times in a row. Works best when they are busy.

ISTJ: Borrow things from them and handle them very carelessly. When they refuse to lend you anything anymore, be really mad at them.

ESTP: Basically treat them like huge babies. When they get mad, just say: “I know that it’s hard for you and that you’re pretending to be angry, just to compensate the emptiness in your heart”

ISTP: Be very mean to them for no reason. They might act like they don’t care but they do.

ESFJ: Exclude them from social activities. Befriend their friends but treat them like they don’t exist.

ISFJ: Ask for their help on a project. Let them do all the work and then never even say their name again when you present the project.

ESFP: Be really offenced because of everything they say. Great, now tell all of ESFP’s friends that ESFP offended you.

ISFP: Whenever they created something, just roll your eyes and say: “I already did that years ago. It’s nothing special” Or just give them really harsh critiques.

ENTJ: Be really offended because of everything they say. Then walk away and sulk for a few hours. That works especially well when the ENTJ needs your help for something.

INTJ: Walk inside their personal space and rearrange their things. Also, drag them to as many parties as possible and just “forget” them there.

ENTP: When they discuss with you, voice your opinion, let them give you their arguments and then say: “Well, since you didn’t have any valid arguments, I’m right” Then just walk away.

INTP: Always look over their shoulder and comment on what they’re doing. Tell them that their what they do doesn’t work and what they have to do to make it work. Works best when you have no idea about the topic.

ENFJ: Take everything that they do for you for granted. Also, be really mad at them when they decide, not to do everything they can to help you.

INFJ: When they do something wrong, call them out on it and proceed to tell them in a dramatic way how bad their mistake was, how many problems they caused and which bad effects it had on other people.

ENFP: Tell them that they behave like a monkey and crack and that nobody will like them if they’re annoying like that.