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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Noah Kahan
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Phantogram Three
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Mike Driver
@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sade Olutola
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
todays bird
Fieri Frames
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH
seen from United States
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@themajestyofdeath
5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense
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May 2nd, 1983
Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.
Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”
Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”
Texan stereotype: yee haw
Actual Texans: W h a t a b u r g e r
Nonbinary stereotype: DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe My GeNdEr???!??!!??
Actually being nonbinary: *looks into a rainy window* when will my gender come back from the war?
Goyim: Jews secretly rule the world
Jews: a group of Jews is called an argument
Bisexual stereotype: confused, promiscuous
Actual bisexuals: you cannot expect me to pick a restaurant; I’m bisexual *finger guns*
adhd stereotype: oh im so random xD LOOK A SQUIRREL
actual adhd people: i wrote down my tasks on a sticky note then forgot about the sticky note
Maryland sterotype: Everything can be improved with Old Bay
Actual people from Maryland: This one’s actually correct
Oklahoma stereotype: Tiger King
Actual Oklahomans: hate Kevin Durant and consider meat essential in every meal
Cheers for self love!!!
ctto
Childhood in tornado alley
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Eartha! Her expression in the second GIF…whew…
At Eternity’s Gate, Julian Schnabel (2018)
That thing is priceless
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American Horror Story
i’m about to fuck shit up yall
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