#this is weird

any! x daryl dixon

warnings: accidental emetophilia (not really into it but somehow it just happened??), reader is sick and daryl is old fashioned.. i wanted to get a little grosser but no smut this time really just comfort!!

♡ daryl would make you throw up because you’ve been whining and crying about how bad you feel and how you keep dry heaving, he loves you so much and tries to be gentle and patient with you but he just can’t stand all your complaining when he’s been there telling you that you just need to throw up then you’ll feel better, he can’t wrap his head around why you won’t just get it done and over with considering he grew up in the kind of household where if you had a loose tooth it would be ripped out before you could properly wiggle it..

♡ he’ll slowly coax you into calming down by petting your slightly sweat damp forehead, feeling your fever hot skin all red and pretty, your eyes all sad and wet because you just don’t wanna be sick anymore and he can’t stand to see you sick like this but you let your fear win and just wouldn’t listen to him..

♡ before you know it daryl’s slowly pressing his fingers into your wet mouth, softly pushing in and out letting you calm down knowing that you just need to shut your mind off by sucking on something that you needed a distraction from the icky feeling in your stomach, but also for another reason something he knew you weren’t gonna love..

It’s really so hilarious how fake this fandom is. Because we know that none of them ACTUALLY believe their fandom approved ships are real.🤷🏽‍♀️ But it’s funny how they don’t even pretend to believe it. They’ll indoctrinate new fans into that cult and force nonsense down their throats that they themselves don’t believe is actually legit.

And it’s laughable how they can’t even play up the facade.

These people will jump ship (pun intended) literally every day so long as it prevents Jikook.

It’s laughable how they will literally swap ships every other day in order to force Jimin and Jungkook with other members. One day Jimin is dating one member. That member is totally his boyfriend and they’re so obviously dating. Then the next day another member talks about him on a livestream and then OMG THAT MEMBER IS ACTUALLY TOTALLY HIS BOYFRIEND.

Like you would think if they even wanted to slightly play up the ruse, they’d say, “OMG, member A better be careful because member B is trying to steal his man away 😏”. But nope, they don’t do that. It’s literally just that Member B is Jimin’s one true love now. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Everything they told you about Jimin dating member A goes into the trash, and now he’s dating member B.

So long as it’s not JK, they’ll say he is with literally anyone. I can only imagine how confusing this is for newer, younger fans who actually take this stuff seriously! 😵‍💫

Meanwhile if we talk about how Jimin and Jungkook have shown each other so much blatant romantic affection over the years, they’ll start raging how “actually Jimin is closer to THIS MEMBER”.

Girl, YOU don’t even believe that because you will pair him with a different person every other day. He’s “closest” to everyone so long as it isn’t Jungkook. 🤨

If ever Jimin and Jungkook are part of a trio with someone else, the narrative is ALWAYS that Jungkook is 3rd wheeling JiminXmember or Jimin is 3rd wheeling JungkookXmember. Even though 99% of the time it’s that other member is 3rd wheeling Jikook, but this would NEVER be how it’s presented by the fandom. 🧐

It’s so hilarious. 🤪

Also, notice how nothing ever satisfies those people. 🤷🏽‍♀️

They will get their favorite pairings hand fed to them on a silver platter by the company and members and yet the moment we get an ounce of natural Jikook, the clowns start whining. They are never satisfied by what they get because they KNOW it’s platonic af and their favorite duos aren’t actually dating. So when they see the sporadic morsels of Jikook they act like the world is ending.

These people can go a month seeing their favorite members paired together for every public event, livestream, concert ending ment, whatever and it STILL isn’t enough for them. The second Jikook start Jikooking, they lose their minds and beg for more of their favorite pairing no matter how forced it is and then retaliate by calling Jikook “fanservice” no matter now spontaneous it is. 🧐

Because it will NEVER be enough. It’ll never be enough because no matter how many times Jimin is stood or sat next to another member, he will always emphasize how much he adores and needs JK and how seeing him makes him happiest. It’ll never be enough because no matter how many tik toks and instagram pictures are posted of Jungkook and another member, it’ll never change the blatant special treatment he gives to Jimin for everything.

But you know the clearest sign that none of these people believe their ships are even halfway real? They get enraged over literally everything Jikook related no matter how seemingly insignificant it should be to them. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Anything and I mean ANYTHING that even remotely points to Jikook infuriates these people, no matter how minor. Jungkook likes and shares fanart of himself and Jimin? They’re angry. Jimin likes the same fanart? They’re angry. Jungkook mentions how he goes to Jimin for advice? They’re angry. Jikook talk about each other on a livestream? They’re angry. Jimin’s friends or family reference Jungkook? They’re angry. Jungkook’s friends mention Jimin and only Jimin along with Jungkook’s name in a social media post? They’re angry. Another member posts Jimin and Jungkook laying on top of each other on a plane? They go into mass psychosis. Apparently they see Jimin and Jungkook’s bags in the background of a photo of two other members and they accuse the bags of fanservice! (Yes, that ACTUALLY HAPPENED). 😬

Seeing Jimin and Jungkook literally perform a choreography from their debut sent them in an outrage recently. This account showed it perfectly.

Yep, they see Jungkook with a big smile on his face carrying Jimin close to his chest and they argue that he didn’t wanna do it or was forced.

If he didn’t want to do it.....why on earth did he do it then? 🤨

And on the topic of that situation AND fanart, did ya’ll see this?

I literally made a post about this adorable art JK shared and how his sharing it felt like a slap to antis, only to see that hours later those same antis OF COURSE were harassing the artist, to the point that they made a story post basically telling everyone to leave them alone and stop this nonsense.

So much rage over a drawing which literally includes 3 members doing something that actually happened in real life day prior!

And why TF are they getting mad over these things? If their fandom approved ships are real, why would ANY of this bother them. These things should mean nothing if their cult ships are real, right? 🤨

Exactly. That’s how we all know, as well as THEY all know, that their ships aren’t real. If they believed their ships were real, NONE OF THAT stuff would even phase them, let alone cause them to rage like that. 🤷🏽‍♀️ You could not pay me to care about half of the things those skunks get enraged about on a daily basis. Why would I? None of it changes my opinions on Jikook, but seeing Jikook DOES affect their opinions on their pairings because it directly contrasts the false narratives they’ve been led to believe.

And I could go on and on, but these people can’t even fake their own nonsense. They know that everything they wish so badly to be true isn’t even remotely real. And what annoys me the most about all of this is that those clowns don’t believe their BS is real but they expect US to believe it. 🤪 They will type college essays for 3 hours straight trying to ‘prove’ something that they themselves have 0% confidence in. If they had on shred of belief in it, they would never act the way they do.

This is why I’ll never understand debating with these people. Debating with someone who doesn't even believe the argument they’re presenting is an utter waste of time. For me it would be better for these people to ACTUALLY be delusional and think their ships are real, than to sit there and play a character of someone who think it’s real.

And truth be told, I honestly find it IMPOSSIBLE to believe in any of those fandom ships unless you literally despise Jimin and Jungkook.

I try not to act morally superior or like I’m a better fan than anyone else, but there are some things I just refuse to budge on, and to me, you cannot call yourselves a fan of Jimin or Jungkook and think they are closer to other members. You don’t have to like it, but to deny it basically says to me that you aren’t really a fan.

How can you call yourself a fan of Jimin, hear him say “Waking up next to Jungkookie makes me happiest”, “I need JK”, “I would only take Jungkook to a deserted island with me to be comfortable”, “I use Jungkook’s stuff whenever I travel” and STILL argue that he is closer to ANYONE else? 🤨 I’m sorry, but no.

How can you call yourself a fan of Jungkook and see him create GCF in Tokyo, see him react to Jimin content and express his affection for him, listen to him brag about how happy he was being in the military with Jimin, see him show Jimin so many public displays of love over the years that he has never done for anyone else and STILL claim he is closer to ANYONE else? In my opinion, you cannot. 🤷🏽‍♀️

If you’re seeing and hearing all of those things and still want to look me in my eyes and tell me that Jimin is actually dating another member, and Jungkook is dating another member, or hell that they’re both heterosexuals dating random women, I’m sorry but you’re nuts. I’d rather you tell me everything is a facade and Jimin and JK secretly hate everyone else than to tell me they are closer to anyone else, because I’d sooner believe that than to believe Jimin and Jungkook say and do all of that stuff and more but are somehow closer to other members they’ve never ONCE spoken about with the same affection. 🤨

And that brings me to the #1 proof that everyone in this fandom is a fraud who pushes BS ships they don’t believe; the blatant and intentional avoidance of Jikook content. If Jikook go live together, the fandom will NEVER post about it. If they go live solo but mention each other, translators will omit their words or straight up lie about what was said. If they attend a variety show together, the fandom doesn’t post about it and will make all sorts of excuses for why they won’t post it. Even after being called out, they STILL don’t post it. And they will NEVER post Jikook interactions from concerts.

The fact that AYS exists and 99% of the fandom has avoided it like the plague says everything. They don’t want to watch it because they know that if they do, they’ll never be able to even pretend like their fandom approved ships could ever be real. No way in hell you can watch Jimin and Jungkook rolling in the bed, slapping butt cheeks, making sex jokes, doing all sorts of couple activities, and speaking about each other with all of the love and passion in the world and tell me they are actually dating someone else IN THE SAME GROUP. Who the hell would tolerate their lover doing that with another member?! I’m trying not to be rude, but I’d say you are SERIOUSLY in need of help if you believe that. 🤨

And it you believe that, you’re basically saying that Jimin and JK are horrible boyfriends who will act intimate with each other yet never with their supposed lover. And that these supposed lovers are fine being treated like crap, watching their lover act intimately with another member right in front of their face!

That’s why these weirdos were having a meltdown over mere rumors of AYS3 or other Jikook only projects, especially things largely separated from company control. Hell, they lost their minds when Jimin and Jungkook weren’t shown in the initial photos of the group heading to Boston because of the sheer possibility that they were filming something together when we have no clue where they were or what they were doing! They would never have a problem with any other duos getting their own content, but they know seeing more Jikook exclusive content will get more people to open their eyes and recognize what Jikook are compared to everyone else. You just can’t unsee something like that.

With this, I want to bring up a somewhat personal anecdote on this very subject. Long story short, I have a friend who only ever aligned with the fandom approved ships for YEARS. They never gave Jikook a second thought. It wasn’t until THIS DAY...

...seeing all of the Jikookery and specifically seeing these moments. This is when she actually stopped to think, “hold on, there actually might be something there”.

And she didn’t immediately just drop everything and think Jikook were dating right in that moment. But she did pause to consider it. She started thinking it was possible, which made her start to pay attention to everything else past that day. BECAUSE YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT.

THAT is what the fandom fears. That is what they don’t want to happen. They don’t want anyone to even consider watching Jimin and Jungkook in a space without the entire rest of the group because when you do, you’ll immediately start to notice things like that. They want everyone to avoid all Jikook content because that makes it easier to push preferred pairings.

That is why they will continue to rage whenever they see Jikook breathe the same air even after being spoon-fed photos and tik toks from the company pushing their favorite pairings. They will do everything to pretend AYS and any other Jikook projects don’t exist. They will never post Jikook interactions from concerts, live events, or the members own social media. They will keep this up for as long as they need to so they can keep up their lies